Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd Fattest Citizens: 70th
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The Free Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by C Y Liang with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.401 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth a remarkable 9,697 trillion Free BL Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 432,919 Free BL Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,291,170 per year while the poor average 15,794, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 361st in the world and 4th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 16,753.85 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rdFattest Citizens: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77thLargest Mining Sector: 88thMost Avoided: 107thLargest Insurance Industry: 110thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135thHighest Economic Output: 223rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 230thHighest Average Incomes: 253rdLargest Retail Industry: 260thLowest Crime Rates: 291stMost Corrupt Governments: 313thLargest Agricultural Sector: 361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 721stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 992ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,482ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,511thLargest Governments: 1,612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,643rdMost Extreme: 1,710thMost Influential: 1,781stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,081stLargest Populations: 2,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,250thMost Pro-Market: 2,411thMost Stationary: 2,433rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,585thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,262ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,384thMost Conservative: 4,503rdRudest Citizens: 5,186thLargest Black Market: 6,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,725thSmartest Citizens: 8,522ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,020thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,570thMost Secular: 18,042nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 64th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 69th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Conservative: 242nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 274th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 469th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 495th in the regionSafest: 520th in the region

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