Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 64th Fattest Citizens: 64th
The Free Republic of
Corporate Police State
Three Principles of the People
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Free Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by C Y Liang with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.253 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth a remarkable 9,636 trillion Free BL Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 433,056 Free BL Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,292,209 per year while the poor average 15,799, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 177,200th in the world and 9,411th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -187.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64thFattest Citizens: 64thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 88thMost Avoided: 107thLargest Insurance Industry: 112thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 132ndHighest Economic Output: 222ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 230thLargest Retail Industry: 247thHighest Average Incomes: 252ndLowest Crime Rates: 293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 366thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 713thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 977thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,433rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,473rdLargest Governments: 1,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,597thMost Influential: 1,717thMost Extreme: 1,926thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,089thLargest Populations: 2,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,151stMost Stationary: 2,469thMost Pro-Market: 2,692ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,881stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,170thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,207thMost Conservative: 4,674thRudest Citizens: 5,270thLargest Black Market: 6,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,557thSmartest Citizens: 8,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,619thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,504thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,491stMost Secular: 16,716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,672ndSafest: 17,921st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Extreme: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 71st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 115th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionMost Conservative: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 288th in the regionSafest: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 473rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 481st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 899th in the regionMost Developed: 957th in the region

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