Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38th Fattest Citizens: 72nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 79th
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The Free Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by C Y Liang with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.758 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth a remarkable 9,865 trillion Free BL Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 433,517 Free BL Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,989,931 per year while the poor average 22,286, a ratio of 134 to 1.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Bai Lung's many privately-owned prisons, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 165,920th in the world and 9,021st in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.69 Years.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38thFattest Citizens: 72ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thLargest Mining Sector: 91stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94thLargest Insurance Industry: 105thMost Avoided: 111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140thHighest Economic Output: 224thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 235thHighest Average Incomes: 269thLargest Retail Industry: 278thLowest Crime Rates: 293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 333rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 742ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 743rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,010thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,391stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,495thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,636thTop
Largest Governments: 1,701stMost Influential: 1,892ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,033rdLargest Populations: 2,123rdMost Stationary: 2,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,386thMost Extreme: 2,954thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,180thMost Pro-Market: 3,259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,663rdRudest Citizens: 5,600thLargest Black Market: 6,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,183rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,782ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,802ndMost Conservative: 12,649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,986thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,061st
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 93rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 94th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 95th in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionMost Extreme: 116th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 319th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 464th in the regionSafest: 479th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 531st in the regionMost Conservative: 696th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bai Lung was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Bai Lung voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Following new legislation in Bai Lung, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Bai Lung voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Bai Lung was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Bai Lung voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act".
  • : Bai Lung endorsed The Dictatorship of Surfidonia.
  • : Bai Lung was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Surfidonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bai Lung, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Bai Lung's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Bai Lung voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate California".


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