Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36th Fattest Citizens: 72nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rd
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The Free Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by C Y Liang with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.966 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth a remarkable 9,957 trillion Free BL Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 433,585 Free BL Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,990,395 per year while the poor average 22,290, a ratio of 134 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Bai Lung's many privately-owned prisons, the government seizes all major gold finds, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 40,002nd in the world and 1,897th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.68 Stalins.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thFattest Citizens: 72ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdLargest Mining Sector: 92ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99thLargest Insurance Industry: 112thMost Avoided: 113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147thHighest Economic Output: 225thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 234thHighest Average Incomes: 285thLargest Retail Industry: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 300thMost Corrupt Governments: 347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 755thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 757thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,046thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,383rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,516thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,558thLargest Governments: 1,802ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,820thMost Influential: 1,919thMost Efficient Economies: 2,032ndLargest Populations: 2,113thMost Stationary: 2,329thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,495thMost Extreme: 3,317thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,366thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,853rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,978thMost Pro-Market: 4,057thRudest Citizens: 6,523rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,749thLargest Black Market: 6,838thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,258thSmartest Citizens: 8,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,947thMost Conservative: 11,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,893rdLargest Gambling Industry: 14,943rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 88th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 109th in the regionMost Extreme: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 145th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 145th in the regionRudest Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 296th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionTop
Safest: 505th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 531st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 534th in the regionMost Conservative: 545th in the region

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