The Nahua Altepetl of Aztec National League is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Quetzalcoatl Nochtli with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.796 billion Nahuas, 12.024 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochitilán. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nahuan economy, worth an astonishing 12,454 trillion Cacaos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,546 Cacaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmers often reinvent the wheel, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and pocket dialling is a criminal offence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztec National League's national animal is the Ocelotl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Teotl.

Aztec National League is ranked 2,674^th in the world and 1^st in Astyria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.15 law-abiding acts per hour.