The Nahua Altepetl of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Vanguard of Aztlán!
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Nahua Altepetl of Aztec National League is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Quetzalcoatl Nochtli with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.008 billion Nahuas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochitilán. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nahuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,035 trillion Cacaos a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,355 Cacaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government has become increasingly militant, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime is totally unknown. Aztec National League's national animal is the Ocelotl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Teotl.

Aztec National League is ranked 8th in Astyria and 46,055th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Aztec National League was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 7 days ago: Aztec National League was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Aztec National League was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.

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