The Nahua Altepetl of
Democratic Socialists
The Vanguard of Aztlán!
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Nahua Altepetl of Aztec National League is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Quetzalcoatl Nochtli with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 25.597 billion Nahuas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochitilán. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nahuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,450 trillion Cacaos a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,932 Cacaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, students cut up leftover Cacaos during Arts and Crafts, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners. Crime is totally unknown. Aztec National League's national animal is the Ocelotl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Teotl.

Aztec National League is ranked 31st in Astyria and 118,459th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -24 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, students cut up leftover Cacaos during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Aztec National League was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, retired racing Ocelotls are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, Tenochitilán spends billions upgrading public transport.

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