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The Nahua Altepetl of Aztec National League

“The Vanguard of Aztlán!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Astyria

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The Nahua Altepetl of Aztec National League is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Quetzalcoatl Nochtli with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 23.936 billion Nahuas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochitilán. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Tourism and Automobile Manufacturing.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Aztec National League, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztec National League's national animal is the Ocelotl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Reformed Teotl, and its currency is the Cacao.

Aztec National League is ranked 8th in Astyria and 15,125th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 74 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 6 days ago: Aztec National League was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Aztec National League.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.

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