Population | 18.327 billion |
Capital | Tlayacapan |
Leader | High King Snake Plisken |
Faith | Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism |
Currency | Axixican Peso |
Animal | Blue Dragon |
The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.327 billion Axixitecos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,465 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 298,247 Axixican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.
Axixic is ranked 247,910th in the world and 8,179th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 19.78525122632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Axixic.
World Assembly
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