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Most Advanced Public Education: 275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 301st
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
This World is not our Home!
High King Snake Plisken
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Axixic

Population18.327 billion

CapitalTlayacapan
LeaderHigh King Snake Plisken
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Peso
AnimalBlue Dragon

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.327 billion Axixitecos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,465 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 298,247 Axixican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 247,910th in the world and 8,179th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 19.78525122632 days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 301stMost Subsidized Industry: 360thLargest Retail Industry: 406thLargest Black Market: 485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 625thMost Corrupt Governments: 684thFattest Citizens: 1,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,390thLowest Crime Rates: 2,531stLargest Governments: 2,559thHighest Economic Output: 2,860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,915thHighest Average Incomes: 2,938thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,248thMost Influential: 3,543rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,328thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,801stRudest Citizens: 4,805thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,495thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,754thMost Developed: 8,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,468thMost Cultured: 9,372ndNudest: 13,126thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,056thMost Patriotic: 17,267thMost Secular: 17,957thLargest Populations: 19,049thLargest Mining Sector: 28,546th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 215th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 226th in the regionRudest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 450th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 510th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 530th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 548th in the regionNudest: 591st in the regionLargest Populations: 646th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 980th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Axixic.

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