The Mobile Airship Fleet of Ax Anax is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cutty McThroat with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 45.913 billion Ax Anaxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent Lake. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant an Ax Anaxian economy, worth 301 trillion Gils a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,576 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutty McThroat's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ax Anax's national animal is the Hippie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ax Anax is ranked 292,836^th in the world and 1^st in Raylore for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.9 law-abiding acts per hour.