Population | 23.552 billion |
Capital | Merrin |
Leader | Dr Ashley Bloomfield |
Currency | Gallion |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Wizarding World of Avonhead is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Ashley Bloomfield with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.552 billion Avonwards are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merrin. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Avewardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion Gallions a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,624 Gallions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avonhead's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Avonhead is ranked 11,032nd in the world and 240th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The United States of Renburg.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Kingdom of Repreteop.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
- : Avonhead was endorsed by The Kingdom of Philippinessss.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 141 » Tsunamy, Curlyhoward, Drugged Monkeys, Kringalia, Farengeto, Aidenfieeld, Darakin, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Isokenzar, Abarri, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Changolandia, PenguinPies, Nowa Europa, Maeiland, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, The Worst army of, Shefino, Midand, Tepertopia, Phanama, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Yellunstryer, Doraya, Bawkie, Drystar, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Saciu, The naked people, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ostavaria, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, and 91 others.Altnavia, The Republic of Everleigh, Grand Milania, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, Goldnation, North Pernambuco, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, The Free Falklands, Ever Testing, Alvira, Amerinsca, Estival, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, Signar, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Nomayuki, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Thanitharia, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Volaworand, Detroxia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Bogani, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Vertruse, Lemenga, Upper Ryu Lorty, Lupusterra, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, The Grand Potato Empire, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Dundea Loea, Repreteop, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, and Albend.