Most Developed: 39th Most Cultured: 45th Least Corrupt Governments: 67th
The Magnificent Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Ylf ī'n Qidīol īr Fyr Aspar (I am True to My Spirit)
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The Magnificent Kingdom of Avaerilon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Aubrey the Dragonheart with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.677 billion Avaerilonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Avalon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Avaerilonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,174 trillion Aubs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,324 Aubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. Avaerilon's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Avaerilon is ranked 163,261st in the world and 118th in Social Liberal Union for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

Most Developed: 39thMost Cultured: 45thLeast Corrupt Governments: 67thMost Influential: 81stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84thLargest Publishing Industry: 93rdMost Advanced Public Education: 98thMost Beautiful Environments: 106thLongest Average Lifespans: 106thMost Pacifist: 111thSmartest Citizens: 137thNicest Citizens: 143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 157thMost Inclusive: 189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 225thMost Efficient Economies: 236thLargest Governments: 311thHighest Average Tax Rates: 319thMost Rebellious Youth: 362ndSafest: 389thHealthiest Citizens: 468thLargest Welfare Programs: 506thBest Weather: 552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 555thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 578thLowest Crime Rates: 609thHighest Average Incomes: 1,225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,479thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,850thMost Politically Free: 1,865thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,383rdMost Stationary: 2,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,546thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,533rdNudest: 7,918thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,246thMost Devout: 9,433rdLargest Populations: 9,873rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,403rdMost Extreme: 16,405thMost Income Equality: 16,553rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
  • : Avaerilon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Avaerilon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Avaerilon lodged a message on the Social Liberal Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, Avaerilon's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.


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