The Magnificent Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Ylf ī'n Qidīol īr Fyr Aspar (I am True to My Spirit)
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The Magnificent Kingdom of Avaerilon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Aubrey the Dragonheart with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.012 billion Avaerilonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Avalon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Avaerilonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,760 trillion Aubs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 275,713 Aubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown. Avaerilon's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Avaerilon is ranked 80th in Social Liberal Union and 120,870th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -134 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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