Most Developed: 34th Most Cultured: 39th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 75th
The Magnificent Kingdom of
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Ylf ī'n Qidīol īr Fyr Aspar (I am True to My Spirit)
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The Magnificent Kingdom of Avaerilon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Aubrey the Dragonheart with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.059 billion Avaerilonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Avalon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Avaerilonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion Aubs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,969 Aubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Aubs to support "struggling" industries, Dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Avaerilon, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Avaerilon's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Avaerilon is ranked 155,797th in the world and 114th in Social Liberal Union for Most Authoritarian, with 0.01 Stalins.

Most Developed: 34thMost Cultured: 39thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75thLargest Publishing Industry: 85thMost Influential: 86thLongest Average Lifespans: 91stLeast Corrupt Governments: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 97thMost Advanced Public Education: 97thMost Pacifist: 108thSmartest Citizens: 121stHighest Poor Incomes: 138thNicest Citizens: 140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 144thMost Inclusive: 159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 188thMost Cheerful Citizens: 212thMost Efficient Economies: 237thLargest Governments: 282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 285thHighest Average Tax Rates: 293rdSafest: 368thHealthiest Citizens: 404thBest Weather: 430thLargest Welfare Programs: 512thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 540thLowest Crime Rates: 550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 556thHighest Average Incomes: 1,110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,125thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,707thMost Politically Free: 1,833rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,422ndMost Stationary: 2,469thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,612thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,197thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,943rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,104thNudest: 7,269thTop
Largest Populations: 9,586thMost Extreme: 10,072ndMost Devout: 12,191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,170thMost Income Equality: 15,983rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, Dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Avaerilon.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Aubs to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Avaerilon, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.


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