Automagfreek was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 83
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 64th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 94th
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The New Gothic Empire of Automagfreek is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Damien Dreadfire II with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.743 billion Freeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ULE City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freekish economy, worth an astonishing 12,109 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 407,123 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down, anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Automagfreek's national animal is the Piranha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Vanmakt.

Automagfreek is ranked 178,309th in the world and 23rd in Gholgoth for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 97thHighest Economic Output: 129thSafest: 143rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 160thLargest Mining Sector: 167thLargest Populations: 225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 297thHighest Average Incomes: 360thLargest Governments: 361stMost Stationary: 413thRudest Citizens: 558thLargest Publishing Industry: 943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,075thMost Avoided: 1,217thLowest Crime Rates: 1,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,752ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,814thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,944thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,199thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,874thMost Influential: 3,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,026thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,326thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,956thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,537thMost Secular: 6,822ndFattest Citizens: 8,434thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,605thNudest: 16,789thLargest Retail Industry: 17,418th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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