Automagfreek was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 83
The New Gothic Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Are Many, Among So Very Few
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The New Gothic Empire of Automagfreek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Damien Dreadfire II with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.438 billion Freeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ULE City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Freekish economy, worth an astonishing 10,743 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 406,368 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down, anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Automagfreek's national animal is the Piranha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Vanmakt.

Automagfreek is ranked 11th in Gholgoth and 70,849th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 9 days ago: Automagfreek fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Armed.
  • 16 days ago: Automagfreek agreed to construct embassies between Gholgoth and Orion Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Automagfreek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Automagfreek, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Automagfreek, anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Automagfreek, even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down.
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in Automagfreek, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Automagfreek, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Automagfreek, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Automagfreek, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.

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