| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Conservative Paradise
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Ultranationalist Republic of Austintatious is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.851 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapture. The average income tax rate is 36%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining industries.
The nation refuses to provide international aid, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austintatious's national animal is the Coca-Cola, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Ultranationalism, and its currency is the Lucky Strike.
Austintatious is ranked 3rd in Conservative Paradise and 2,201st in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.









































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. - 1 day 4 hours ago:
Austintatious was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector. - 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens. - 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. - 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, the nation refuses to provide international aid. - 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, drunk drivers are sentenced to death. - 3 days 5 hours ago:
Austintatious was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise". - 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. - 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. - 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Austintatious, criminals are thrown to the Coca-Colas to repay their debt to society.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 (
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