“Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The True Military Dictatorship of AUSTIN EMPIRE is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Austin Hesse with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.021 billion AUSTIN EMPIREians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.
The frighteningly efficient AUSTIN EMPIREian economy, worth 699 trillion Syrian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,922 Syrian Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,944 per year while the poor average 49,321, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Syrian Pound battlesuits, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as AUSTIN EMPIRE's House of Parliament, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, and citizens are forbidden from leaving the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. AUSTIN EMPIRE's national animal is the Liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Austism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago
- 6 hours ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- 19 hours ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was refounded in Osiris.
- 204 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE ceased to exist.
- 205 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE's influence in Ss9 region rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- 206 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided.
- 208 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- 213 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- 214 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
- 221 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 10%).
- 221 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).