The True Military Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
I pray my enemies are prepared for the hell that awaits
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The True Military Dictatorship of AUSTIN EMPIRE is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Austin Hesse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.42 billion Austinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient AUSTIN EMPIREian economy, worth 788 trillion Syrian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 178,418 Syrian Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,636 per year while the poor average 50,596, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. AUSTIN EMPIRE's national animal is the Liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Austism.

AUSTIN EMPIRE is ranked 467th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 100,100th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 40 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 24 days ago

  • 3 days 8 hours ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 12 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 13 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 13 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 15 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 20 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 23 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 24 days ago: AUSTIN EMPIRE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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