Most Efficient Economies: 668th Largest Black Market: 1,961st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,211th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Success in faith and industry
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Republic of Austiana is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Joseph J Powell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.563 billion Austianese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castratene. The average income tax rate is 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Austianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Sankers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,990 Sankers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Austianan military of war crimes, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Austiana's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Powellism.

Austiana is ranked 30,512th in the world and 5th in The Supreme Union for Most Pro-Market, scoring 64.56 on the Rand Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 668thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,961stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,802ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,028thHighest Economic Output: 6,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,320thLargest Retail Industry: 6,568thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,599thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,960thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,870thMost Avoided: 9,970thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,689thMost Developed: 11,025thLargest Governments: 12,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,125thLargest Populations: 12,897thFattest Citizens: 13,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,219thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,960thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,189thMost Conservative: 15,200th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Austiana's influence in The Supreme Union rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Austiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Austiana's influence in The Supreme Union rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Austiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, foreign governments regularly accuse the Austianan military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Austiana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Gregoryisgodistan".

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