Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,526th Largest Black Market: 3,158th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,354th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Success in faith and industry
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Republic of Austiana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Joseph J Powell with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.061 billion Austianese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castratene. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Sankers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 141,760 Sankers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, train stations can be 'armful places, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Austiana's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Austiana is ranked 140,159th in the world and 35th in The Supreme Union for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,526thLargest Black Market: 3,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,354thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,511thLargest Mining Sector: 6,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,662ndMost Developed: 7,131stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7,507thHighest Economic Output: 7,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,357thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,882ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,990thLargest Governments: 9,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,825thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,267thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,379thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,733rdHighest Drug Use: 11,556thHighest Average Incomes: 12,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,066thSmartest Citizens: 13,491stLargest Populations: 13,632nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Austiana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.

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