Most Efficient Economies: 678th Largest Black Market: 1,951st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,221st
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Success in faith and industry
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Republic of Austiana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Joseph J Powell with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, flagrant waste-dumping, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.391 billion Austianese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castratene. The average income tax rate is 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Austianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Sankers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,764 Sankers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Austianan military of war crimes, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Austiana's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Powellism.

Austiana is ranked 56,809th in the world and 12th in The Supreme Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,684.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 678thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,013thLargest Mining Sector: 4,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,884thLargest Retail Industry: 6,226thHighest Economic Output: 6,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,779thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,508thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,334thMost Avoided: 9,919thMost Developed: 10,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,112thLargest Governments: 12,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,089thLargest Populations: 13,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,760thFattest Citizens: 14,088thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,059thMost Conservative: 15,108thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,233rd
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Austiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, foreign governments regularly accuse the Austianan military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Austiana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Gregoryisgodistan".
  • : Austiana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Suicide Seeds".
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, Eagle populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in Austiana, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.

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