The Drunken Housewife of
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Piu vino, per fevore
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The Drunken Housewife of Auremena is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bellini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.165 billion drunkards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liqueur Store. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The all-consuming drunk economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion Proseccoes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,267 Proseccoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Auremena Blood Tithe, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, voting is voluntary, and the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auremena's national animal is the Vodka Cranberry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auremena is ranked 72nd in Kotturheim and 139,441st in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -12 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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