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The Sexy Lifeguard of Auremena

“Stay back! I know CPR!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ankh Mauta


The Sexy Lifeguard of Auremena is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.163 billion people of Auremena hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsheremevko. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Auremena to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Auremena's national animal is the Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the NSD.

Auremena is ranked 69th in Ankh Mauta and 115,356th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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by Max Barry

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