The Drunken Housewife of
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Piu vino, per fevore
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The Drunken Housewife of Auremena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bellini with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.055 billion drunkards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liqueur Store. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The all-consuming drunk economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion Proseccoes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,004 Proseccoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auremena's national animal is the Vodka Cranberry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auremena is ranked 1st in Kotturheim and 228th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 189 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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