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The Sexy Lifeguard of Auremena

“Stay back! I know CPR!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ankh Mauta

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The Sexy Lifeguard of Auremena is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.903 billion people of Auremena hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsheremevko. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Auremena's national animal is the Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the NSD.

Auremena is ranked 18th in Ankh Mauta and 39,140th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 109 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Auremena voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven"".
  • 1 day ago: Auremena voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".
  • 2 days ago: Auremena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Auremena, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • 8 days ago: Auremena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Auremena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Auremena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Auremena, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Auremena, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 25 days ago: Auremena was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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