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The Stressed secretary of Auremena is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Margarita with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.207 billion winoes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cosmo. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The powerhouse drunk economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion Cocktails a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,565 Cocktails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, Margarita panders to nontraditional families, and abortions are routinely performed in Auremena's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auremena's national animal is the Cigarette, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auremena is ranked 3rd in Kotturheim and 1,153rd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 934 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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