The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
De Eeuwige Staat
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sultanate of Aturkia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Suffete with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.998 billion Aturkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odrianaple. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but underdeveloped Aturkian economy, worth 723 trillion Trapes a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,495 Trapes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Aturkia Blood Tithe, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Aturkia remains pure, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aturkia's national animal is the Bactrian camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sockism.

Aturkia is ranked 1st in Tellius and 1,485th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 19 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • 19 hours ago: Aturkia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Aturkia remains pure.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Aturkia Blood Tithe.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Aturkia changed its national leader to "The Suffete".
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.

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