Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st Most Advanced Public Transport: 316th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 358th
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Rare

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The Sultanate of Aturkia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Suffete with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.141 billion Aturkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odrianaple. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The enormous but inefficient Aturkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion Trapes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,429 Trapes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Aturkia for ignoring crimes against humanity, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aturkia's national animal is the Bactrian camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sockism.

Aturkia is ranked 15,168th in the world and 1st in Tellius for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 217.23 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 358thMost Corrupt Governments: 402ndLargest Black Market: 669thLargest Governments: 761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 842ndMost Beautiful Environments: 867thMost Devout: 975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,141stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,648thMost Cultured: 1,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,869thBest Weather: 2,155thMost Pacifist: 2,194thHealthiest Citizens: 2,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,399thSmartest Citizens: 4,372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,007thHighest Economic Output: 6,288thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,715thMost Inclusive: 13,151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,204thHighest Average Incomes: 14,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,168th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Aturkia for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Aturkia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Aturkia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.

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