Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th Most Advanced Public Transport: 42nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd
The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
De Eeuwige Staat
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Hermit
Founder
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Sultanate of Aturkia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Suffete with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.596 billion Aturkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odrianaple. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The Aturkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion Trapes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,410 Trapes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Aturkia Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aturkia's national animal is the Bactrian camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sockism.

Aturkia is ranked 388th in the world and 1st in Tellius for Largest Black Market, with 1,934 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Advanced Public Transport: 42ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rdMost Corrupt Governments: 360thLargest Black Market: 388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 484thMost Advanced Public Education: 696thLargest Governments: 761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 866thMost Devout: 867thMost Beautiful Environments: 901stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,080thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,964thMost Pacifist: 1,969thBest Weather: 1,979thLowest Crime Rates: 1,986thMost Cultured: 2,107thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,203rdSmartest Citizens: 4,425thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,487thHighest Economic Output: 4,564thHighest Average Incomes: 6,655thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,330thLargest Populations: 10,103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,189thHighest Drug Use: 14,159th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Aturkia Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Aturkia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aturkia, couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics.
  • : Aturkia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".

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