The Sultanate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
De Eeuwige Staat
Regional Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sultanate of Aturkia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Suffete with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.459 billion Aturkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odrianaple. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The sizeable but stagnant Aturkian economy, worth 92.7 trillion Trapes a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,961 Trapes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 41,429 per year while the poor average 2,017, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage, children spout "De Eeuwige Staat" involuntarily throughout the day, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aturkia's national animal is the Bactrian camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sockism.

Aturkia is ranked 1st in Tellius and 127,568th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,241.264 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Aturkia's influence in Tellius rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 22 days ago: Aturkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, children spout "De Eeuwige Staat" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.

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