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The Sultanate of Aturkia

“De Eeuwige Staat”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Nition of Pepele tat Cantt Speall

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The Sultanate of Aturkia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Sultan with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.577 billion Aturkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odrianaple. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The Nition of Pepele tat Cantt Speall, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aturkia's national animal is the black maned lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Sockism, and its currency is the Trape.

Aturkia is ranked 1st in The Nition of Pepele tat Cantt Speall and 22,411th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.097 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The Nition of Pepele tat Cantt Speall.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Aturkia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 51 days ago: Aturkia's influence in The Nition of Pepele tat Cantt Speall fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".

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