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The Commonwealth of Atticka

“Fiat justitia ruat caelum”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Equinox

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The Commonwealth of Atticka is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the people with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.358 billion Attickaens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atticka City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Attickan economy, worth a remarkable 4,127 trillion blumpkins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 287,502 blumpkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Atticka City Times is sold out, the government funds large training centres to turn snapping turtles into functioning members of society, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown. Atticka's national animal is the snapping turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Atticka is ranked 20th in Equinox and 115,658th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 88 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 88 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, the government funds large training centres to turn snapping turtles into functioning members of society.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Atticka City Times is sold out.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Atticka's radio stations.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, international tensions are high as Atticka threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.

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