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The Commonwealth of Atticka

“Fiat justitia ruat caelum”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Equinox

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The Commonwealth of Atticka is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12.609 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atticka City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Atticka's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown. Atticka's national animal is the snapping turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the blumpkin.

Atticka is ranked 48th in Equinox and 122,858th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -7,527.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Atticka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Atticka fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, Atticka's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Atticka, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • 4 days ago: Atticka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).

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