Most Income Equality: 2,411th Most Authoritarian: 3,242nd Most Extreme: 9,339th
The Queen's State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Under the Table Deal
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Queen's State of Attawapiskat is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 8.073 billion Attawapiskatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Attawapiskatian economy, worth 151 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,821 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, punitive tariffs protect local industry, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attawapiskat's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attawapiskat is ranked 91,813th in the world and 897th in Brazzaville for Best Weather, with 102 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Income Equality: 2,411thMost Authoritarian: 3,242ndMost Extreme: 9,339thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,197th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 138th in the region

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