Most Income Equality: 1,994th Most Authoritarian: 2,463rd Most Extreme: 7,420th
The Queen's State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Under the Table Deal
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Queen's State of Attawapiskat is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 8.401 billion Attawapiskatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Attawapiskatian economy, worth 158 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,821 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, punitive tariffs protect local industry, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attawapiskat's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attawapiskat is ranked 146,524th in the world and 33rd in Country of God for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 9 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Income Equality: 1,994thMost Authoritarian: 2,463rdMost Extreme: 7,420th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

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