Largest Populations: 4,621st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,637th Highest Economic Output: 11,011th
The Republic of
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The Republic of Athens 1896-2004 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.378 billion Athens 1896-2004ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The very strong Athens 1896-2004ian economy, worth 961 trillion kotinoss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 55,331 kotinoss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,244 per year while the poor average 15,140, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Athens 1896-2004's national animal is the turtle.

Athens 1896-2004 is ranked 43,095th in the world and 73rd in Hellenic Civilization for Most Conservative, scoring 59.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Populations: 4,621stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,637thHighest Economic Output: 11,011thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,055th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the region

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