The Sublime Island Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
οἷς μένουσι καλά
Regional Influence
WA Delegate / King of the Ankhs and the Mautans
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Attorio Maldive III with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.749 billion Astroliniani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrolinium. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Astrolinian economy, worth 891 trillion Australes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,909 Australes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, King Attorio Maldive III panders to nontraditional families, and self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies. Crime is totally unknown. Astrolinium's national animal is the Bottlenose Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Astrolinium is ranked 5th in Ankh Mauta and 4,361st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 40 on the Enoch Index.

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