The Sublime Island Kingdom of
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The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Attorio Maldive III with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.023 billion Astroliniani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrolinium. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Astrolinian economy, worth 816 trillion Australes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,434 Australes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and judges are all-powerful. Crime is totally unknown. Astrolinium's national animal is the Bottlenose Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Astrolinium is ranked 40th in Ankh Mauta and 124,188th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -12 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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by Max Barry

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