The Great Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
The Friendly Dictatorship
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Great Kingdom of Aston is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great King Aston III with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.954 billion Astonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aston City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Astonian economy, worth an astonishing 17,136 trillion Branston Pickles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 635,755 Branston Pickles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,915,856 per year while the poor average 164,473, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Aston's many privately-owned prisons, it's always rabbit season, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, and Aston is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. Aston's national animal is the Suffolk Punch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aston is ranked 1st in Suffolk and 62nd in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 2,867.6 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, Aston is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, it's always rabbit season.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Aston's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Aston agreed to construct embassies between Suffolk and Netheregion.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aston, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aston, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aston, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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