Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th Largest Gambling Industry: 9th
The Great Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
The Friendly Dictatorship
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Great Kingdom of Aston is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great King Aston III with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.342 billion Astonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aston City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Astonian economy, worth an astonishing 19,725 trillion Branston Pickles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 650,110 Branston Pickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rap artists are regularly jailed for promoting extremist groups, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Aston with a very polite populace, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aston's national animal is the Suffolk Punch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aston is ranked 21,086th in the world and 1st in Suffolk for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 9thHighest Poor Incomes: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28thMost Avoided: 31stHighest Economic Output: 32ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rdMost Secular: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 41stRudest Citizens: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 50thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54thLargest Populations: 55thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58thMost Corrupt Governments: 60thLargest Information Technology Sector: 62ndFattest Citizens: 75thLargest Retail Industry: 93rdSmartest Citizens: 99thLargest Publishing Industry: 101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 205thHighest Crime Rates: 208thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 221stMost Armed: 231stMost Cultured: 266thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 295thLargest Insurance Industry: 321stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 389thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 475thLargest Black Market: 498thMost Efficient Economies: 1,207thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,940thHighest Drug Use: 4,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,636thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 11,254thLargest Governments: 12,711thMost Stationary: 14,919thMost Influential: 16,893rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aston, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Aston with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, rap artists are regularly jailed for promoting extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Aston City.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Astonians.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

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