The Great Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
The Friendly Dictatorship
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Great Kingdom of Aston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great King Aston III with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.417 billion Astonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aston City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Astonian economy, worth an astonishing 16,608 trillion Branston Pickles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 628,697 Branston Pickles, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges, military spending is on the increase, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime is totally unknown. Aston's national animal is the Suffolk Punch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aston is ranked 3rd in Suffolk and 123,508th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -825 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, military spending is on the increase.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Aston granted posting privileges on the Suffolk Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Aston agreed to construct embassies between Suffolk and The Four Corners.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aston, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.

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