Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13th Largest Gambling Industry: 15th
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The Great Kingdom of Aston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great King Aston III with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.716 billion Astonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aston City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Astonian economy, worth an astonishing 20,558 trillion Branston Pickles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 691,825 Branston Pickles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,357,375 per year while the poor average 149,532, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aston's national animal is the Suffolk Punch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aston is ranked 15th in the world and 1st in Suffolk for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 66,277.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25thRudest Citizens: 26thHighest Economic Output: 27thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thMost Avoided: 32ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rdHighest Average Incomes: 40thMost Secular: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rdMost Armed: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 57thLargest Populations: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 64thFattest Citizens: 75thSmartest Citizens: 98thLargest Information Technology Sector: 99thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102ndLargest Retail Industry: 148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 161stHighest Crime Rates: 178thLargest Publishing Industry: 182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 240thMost Cultured: 286thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 361stLargest Insurance Industry: 387thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 422ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 587thLargest Black Market: 634thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 656thMost Efficient Economies: 1,219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,425thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,720thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,020th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aston, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Aston was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Astonian bee.

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