Nudest: 1,414th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,071st Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,798th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength Through Sacrifice
Adrian Hawke
Regional Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of Astalekon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Adrian Hawke with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.17 billion Astalekonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirkwall. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The strong Astalekonian economy, worth 771 trillion Eraks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,434 Eraks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', Adrian Hawke's mistress is the belle at many state balls, Astalekonians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration, and animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astalekon's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adrianism.

Astalekon is ranked 7,947th in the world and 376th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 189 Meters Of Sunlight.

Top
1%
Nudest: 1,414thTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,071stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,836thLargest Governments: 6,941stLowest Crime Rates: 7,394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,764thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,844thBest Weather: 7,947thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,623rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,700thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,850thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,586thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,613thHighest Economic Output: 13,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,716thMost Inclusive: 13,809thLargest Populations: 15,905thSmartest Citizens: 16,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,831st
Top
5%
Nudest: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 225th in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 302nd in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367th in the regionMost Inclusive: 368th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 371st in the regionBest Weather: 376th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 401st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 450th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 471st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 508th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Astalekon's influence in Lazarus fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Astalekon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Astalekon's influence in Lazarus fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Astalekon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Astalekon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Astalekon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Astalekon's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Astalekon was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Astalekon ceased to exist.
  • : Astalekon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics