Most Income Equality: 1,694th Most Extreme: 8,992nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,299th
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The Socialist Republic of Asma Al-Assad is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.111 billion Asma Al-Assadians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Asma Al-Assadian economy, worth 144 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,577 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asma Al-Assad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asma Al-Assad is ranked 30,518th in the world and 109th in North Korea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.01 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Income Equality: 1,694thTop
Most Extreme: 8,992ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,323rd
Most Extreme: 3rd in the region

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