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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed population of 15.061 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Aslanistan, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 148th in Canada and 101,463rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Easter Eggs (2) Top 5% of Canada for Most Armed Top 5% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of Canada for Most Avoided Top 1% of Canada for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Canada for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Canada for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Canada for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of Canada for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of Canada for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 10% of Canada for Most Developed Top 5% of the world for Most Developed Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of Canada for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of Canada for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Canada for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 10% of Canada for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of Canada for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of Canada for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Aslanistan.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, Aslanistan is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
13 days ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Democratic Republic of Grananthaia.