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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed population of 18.408 billion Aslanistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 16th in Canada and 9,707th in the world for Nudest, with 216 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 4 hours ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 5 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Lutsen.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, abortions are routinely performed in Aslanistan's hospitals.

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