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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Rare	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada

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The Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by God with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.271 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

The government is reining in public spending, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 169th in Canada and 93,192nd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -168 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Easter Egg Top 10% of Canada for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Canada for Most Avoided Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided Top 5% of Canada for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Canada for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of Canada for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of Canada for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Canada for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of Canada for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of Canada for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of Canada for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of Canada for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of Canada for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of Canada for Nudest Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Canada for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of Canada for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of Canada for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 10% of Canada for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Safest

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

9 hours ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Democratic State of Karynistan.
16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
1 day 5 hours ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Rogue Alberta.
1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is reining in public spending.
2 days 2 hours ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Military Dictatorship of Higsantium.
2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
2 days 20 hours ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Democratic States of New Canadian Republic.
3 days 12 hours ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Republic of Korduvan.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 17 (Almonaster Nuevo, Ishmiel, Cowland5, Parkplace, SLAM-ER, SetiCrunchers, The Unionized Stoners, Farfel the Dog, Esselldee, British Canuckistan, Devil Heart, Orthus Mundus, Korduvan, New Canadian Republic, Higsantium, Rogue Alberta, Karynistan)