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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 18.781 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aslanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,279 trillion wangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,617 wangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, a government program is underway to revitalize Aslanistan's beaches, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph God. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shenanigans.

Aslanistan is ranked 47th in Canada and 9,275th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 440 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Aslanistan's influence in Canada rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 5 days ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Thorp of Mesocricetus Auratus Peninsula.
  • 7 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Aslanistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph God.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, a government program is underway to revitalize Aslanistan's beaches.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.

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