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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service. The hard-nosed population of 17.99 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

The government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 162nd in Canada and 106,971st in the world for Best Weather, with -158 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 14 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 3 days ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Unified Nations of Drummond and Elmsley.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.

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