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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 18.546 billion Aslanistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 8th in Canada and 1,710th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 153 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 14 hours ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, bizarre-looking creatures called 'catdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 10 days ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Northern Shores of Lutsen.
  • 13 days ago: Aslanistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 22 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.

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