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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 18.182 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

Aslanistan is building an army to protect its overseas territories, Aslanistan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 138th in Canada and 71,490th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 52 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Royal Maritime Union of New Vinland.
  • 4 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, military spending is on the increase.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, Aslanistan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, Aslanistan is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, skateparks can be found in every city.

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