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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed population of 17.677 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 152nd in Canada and 109,968th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -20 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Aslanistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 18 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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