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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed population of 17.621 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, and cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 12th in Canada and 1,704th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 62 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 10 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.

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