| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Canada
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed population of 15.061 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.
The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Aslanistan, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.
Aslanistan is ranked 148th in Canada and 101,463rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.








































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Aslanistan. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, Aslanistan is building an army to protect its overseas territories. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. - 12 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aslanistan, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. - 13 days ago:
Aslanistan endorsed
The Democratic Republic of Grananthaia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 (
Almonaster Nuevo,
Ishmiel,
Cowland5,
Parkplace,
SLAM-ER,
SetiCrunchers,
The Unionized Stoners,
Farfel the Dog,
Esselldee,
British Canuckistan,
Devil Heart,
Orthus Mundus,
Alalala Land,
Ecans,
Firefights,
Keefenstein,
CEarle,
Higsantium,
Cance,
The Tau Contingent,
Grananthaia)







