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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 18.056 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the nation leads Canada in per capita stalking, and Aslanistan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 166th in Canada and 107,017th in the world for Best Weather, with -145 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 6 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, Aslanistan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the nation leads Canada in per capita stalking.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 10 days ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Unified Nations of Drummond and Elmsley.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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