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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada


The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 17.85 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Monkeyshines Times is sold out, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 151st in Canada and 111,072nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -93 Whatever.

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