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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed population of 17.062 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 153rd in Canada and 116,897th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Dominion of Goose-ada.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 14 days ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Federation of Alterrum.
  • 14 days ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Republic of Athabasca Sands.
  • 16 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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