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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada


The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 18.243 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

All guns must be registered, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, voting is compulsory, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 168th in Canada and 113,002nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Aslanistan is currently considering its options.

People: 18,243,265,357

Zombies: 0

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Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago


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