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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. Its hard-nosed population of 17.087 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 165th in Canada and 121,014th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days ago

  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Aslanistan was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 3 days ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Dominion of Goose-ada.
  • 6 days ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Dominion of Goose-ada.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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