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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan

“Boourns. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Canada

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The Holy Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed population of 17.881 billion Aslanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 24th in Canada and 4,874th in the world for Safest, scoring 528.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 14 hours ago

  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Electric Purple Clouds of South Pezalia.
  • 4 days ago: Aslanistan was endorsed by The Electric Purple Clouds of South Pezalia.
  • 6 days ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • 9 days ago: Aslanistan endorsed The Dominion of Stormaen.

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