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The Militarized republic of Asimostan

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Alliance Of Armed Nations

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The Militarized republic of Asimostan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by President west with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.067 billion Asimostanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rack City. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asimostan's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Mixed, and its currency is the Bullet.

Asimostan is ranked 1st in Alliance Of Armed Nations and 4,512th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 112.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Asimostan lodged a message on the Alliance Of Armed Nations Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Asimostan lodged a message on the Alliance Of Armed Nations Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asimostan, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asimostan, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asimostan, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asimostan, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asimostan, child labor has been outlawed.
  • 5 days ago: Asimostan lodged a message on the Alliance Of Armed Nations Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Asimostan, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Asimostan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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