The Militarized Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There ain't no rest for the wicked
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The Militarized Republic of Asimostan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President West with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.231 billion Asimiteses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Asimostanian economy, worth 825 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,242 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, A-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime is almost non-existent. Asimostan's national animal is the Mau5, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Non Existent.

Asimostan is ranked 3rd in Alliance Of Armed Nations and 59,056th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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