| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Empire of Asian Union is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Kami-sama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.957 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almagemachina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.
Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, euthanasia is legal, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asian Union's national animal is the Dango, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Secular Humanism, and its currency is the Rupee.
Asian Union is ranked 4,013th in The North Pacific and 90,419th in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 78 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.






















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. - 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. - 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, euthanasia is legal. - 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon. - 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Asian Union, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. - 6 days ago:
Asian Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.







