| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: Tyrrhenia
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Sovereign Imperial Dominion of Aschenhyrst is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Mark II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.257 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aschton. The average income tax rate is 1%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.
Vanity is considered the eighth cardinal virtue, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and criminals are thrown to the Foxs to repay their debt to society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aschenhyrst's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Atheist, and its currency is the Aschenhyrst Dollar.
Aschenhyrst is ranked 25th in Tyrrhenia and 94,888th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -476 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago
- 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, criminals are thrown to the Foxs to repay their debt to society. - 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. - 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. - 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, vanity is considered the eighth cardinal virtue. - 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Aschton was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. - 3 days ago:
Aschenhyrst lodged a message on the Tyrrhenia Regional Message Board. - 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, punitive tariffs protect local industry. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Aschenhyrst, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.







