Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224th Highest Poor Incomes: 409th Most Influential: 444th
The Infinite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
For the Infinite, For the Empire!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Infinite Empire of Ascenon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albion with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.106 billion Ascenonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandosut. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ascenonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,360 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,557 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, organ donation is compulsory, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascenon's national animal is the Raptor-Demon-Pig-Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Infinite God Dragon.

Ascenon is ranked 9,178th in the world and 297th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,944.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thHighest Poor Incomes: 409thMost Influential: 444thMost Efficient Economies: 467thLargest Black Market: 614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 931stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,310thHighest Average Incomes: 1,598thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,747thMost Stationary: 1,909thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,990thMost Avoided: 2,694thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,706thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,400thLargest Mining Sector: 3,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,800thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,274thSmartest Citizens: 4,569thLowest Crime Rates: 5,083rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,395thLargest Retail Industry: 5,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,580thLargest Governments: 6,257thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,678thLargest Populations: 8,228thTop
Most Secular: 8,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,178thHealthiest Citizens: 9,846thMost Cultured: 12,207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,514thRudest Citizens: 13,225thMost Inclusive: 13,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,538th
Highest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Avoided: 68th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 190th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 206th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 297th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 404th in the regionMost Secular: 441st in the regionMost Cultured: 453rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 477th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 533rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665th in the regionMost Inclusive: 735th in the regionMost Developed: 878th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ascenon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Ascenon was endorsed by The Great Meritocracy of Aystrium.
  • : Ascenon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Ascenon was endorsed by The Confederacy of Republic of Dixie.
  • : Ascenon was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Malphe.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, the internet has been placed under government control.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 169 » Whereisthatistan, Yaorozu, Herzliyya, Former English Colony, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, New haven america, Ermarian, Calamazo, Renetopia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, The Teddy, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Kitabo, NabMex, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Falapatorius, The Lancerian Empire, New Sekai, United Chinese Republics, Sadakoyama, Chinstralia, Kingdom of Space, Republic of Destiny, Daedric Stellar Empire, Chadwin, Venezuelia, Plembobria, Unimaginable Doom, Arquan, South Isles, True Sebland, Yukti, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wineclaw, Demescia, Arrivederci, Lord Ravenclaw, Vladivo, Syrixia, Asians United, AdyLand, Tercerwereld, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, New Trisone, The Army Republic of Prussia, and 119 others.Anarchy Sites, Norvalkin, Rochester Black, Caspiatea, Wisconsota, Ultima Terra, Trombone Kingdom, Philippedafos, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Hudson Valley, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Kylesburgh, Yeraennus, United Regions of Geographic Masses, Uhura-Ubuntu, Ceretis, Cartertopia, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Zongzi, Marneverland, Ophlantly, Poztopia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lagondia, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Mazeoftime, Babylon and Ur, Neen, Vladimirius, Citiva, EretzIsrael, Garden Bast, The Holy Order of Polonia, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Stenc, SillyString, Teknikerland, Frances Francis the First of France, Pauline Bonaparte, Snowlit, Klettureyja, McMasterdonia, Ahulania, The Isle of Grossmania, SEA LORD, Francovania, The Undead Union, Sirisea, Cynnland, Sergionova, Deathanasia, Nyvenia, Puffinzbekistan, Alice Gardens, Flooforia, Nicolencia, Dreac Thar, Mulkuram, Praeceps, Abacathea, Quest For The Best Girl, Liberreich, Ponies and Princesses, Empire of Infinite Evil, Jacksville Islands, Imperial Arkania, Integriti, Last island left, Vexuar, Kelvaros Prime, Klurhammon, OblivionObliviousness, Bharathvarsh, Blackshear41, Nationalist Fools, Celreostia, Dankacia, Greater Catan, New Phyrreus, Nightempire, Constantinolia, Afreeca, Charno, Pasargad, Jedistaaan, Christoffer Nilsson, Cheongji, Libera Publica, Highton Islands, IndieGirl, DNSD13, The Libertarian Knighthood, BattleSnow, Hannepandia, Razzym, Eryri Newydd, Nova Constellation, Khalasar Atthirari, Religioncord, Meritdom, Lorratia, Eyes that do not Lie, Reedland Marsh, Hermaes, Fip, Trygg, Territorio di Nessuno, The Sierra, Reaganea, Oakster, Yalkan, Narandor, Malphe, and Republic of Dixie.

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