Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd Most Influential: 417th Most Efficient Economies: 475th
The Infinite Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the Infinite, For the Empire!
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The Infinite Empire of Ascenon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albion with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.49 billion Ascenonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandosut. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ascenonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,396 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 271,946 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry, bars are packed at all hours, artists are pillars of society, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascenon's national animal is the Raptor-Demon-Pig-Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Infinite God Dragon.

Ascenon is ranked 65,507th in the world and 3,889th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,313.6 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rdMost Influential: 417thMost Efficient Economies: 475thHighest Poor Incomes: 533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 837thLargest Black Market: 907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,099thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,266thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,780thHighest Economic Output: 1,797thMost Stationary: 1,860thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,250thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,722ndMost Avoided: 2,924thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,359thSmartest Citizens: 3,805thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,890thRudest Citizens: 3,896thLowest Crime Rates: 4,177thLargest Mining Sector: 4,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,282ndLargest Governments: 5,324thLargest Retail Industry: 5,714thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,232ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,243rdMost Secular: 6,921stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,035thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,082ndLargest Populations: 8,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,922ndMost Inclusive: 10,244thMost Cultured: 10,827thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,451st
Most Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Avoided: 79th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 162nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 220th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 270th in the regionMost Secular: 394th in the regionMost Cultured: 404th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 410th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 434th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 514th in the regionMost Inclusive: 567th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665th in the regionMost Developed: 830th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
  • : Ascenon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Ascenon was endorsed by The Republic of Scieca II.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Ascenon was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » Whereisthatistan, Yaorozu, Herzliyya, Former English Colony, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, New haven america, Ermarian, Calamazo, Renetopia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, The Teddy, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Kitabo, NabMex, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, The Lancerian Empire, New Sekai, United Chinese Republics, Sadakoyama, Chinstralia, Kingdom of Space, Republic of Destiny, Daedric Stellar Empire, Chadwin, Venezuelia, Plembobria, Unimaginable Doom, Arquan, South Isles, Yukti, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wineclaw, Demescia, Arrivederci, Lord Ravenclaw, Vladivo, Syrixia, AdyLand, Tercerwereld, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, New Trisone, The Army Republic of Prussia, Anarchy Sites, Norvalkin, Rochester Black, and 138 others.Caspiatea, Ultima Terra, Trombone Kingdom, Philippedafos, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Hudson Valley, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Kylesburgh, Yeraennus, United Regions of Geographic Masses, Uhura-Ubuntu, Ceretis, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Zongzi, Ophlantly, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lagondia, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Mazeoftime, Babylon and Ur, Neen, Citiva, EretzIsrael, Garden Bast, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Stenc, SillyString, Teknikerland, Frances Francis the First of France, Pauline Bonaparte, Snowlit, Klettureyja, McMasterdonia, The Isle of Grossmania, Francovania, The Undead Union, Sirisea, Deathanasia, Nyvenia, Puffinzbekistan, Flooforia, Nicolencia, Mulkuram, Praeceps, Abacathea, Quest For The Best Girl, Liberreich, Ponies and Princesses, Empire of Infinite Evil, Jacksville Islands, Imperial Arkania, Vexuar, Kelvaros Prime, OblivionObliviousness, Bharathvarsh, Blackshear41, Nationalist Fools, Celreostia, Greater Catan, New Phyrreus, Nightempire, Constantinolia, Charno, Pasargad, Cheongji, Libera Publica, Highton Islands, DNSD13, Hannepandia, Eryri Newydd, Nova Constellation, Khalasar Atthirari, Religioncord, Meritdom, Eyes that do not Lie, Reedland Marsh, Hermaes, Fip, Trygg, Territorio di Nessuno, Reaganea, Narandor, Republic of Dixie, The Disney Union, Wolfgonia, Farnstopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Neskaria, Monkie, Ughseriously, Soverenia, Zifre, Inat, Padraigiana, Olbvn, Sankami, Elspeth and Samina, OPArsenal, St Francis Xavier, Vegetarian States, Bourbon-Conde, Anichi, Shadowrik, Nolandic Territories, GeorgeTheMiner, Sil Dorsett, Avelor, Islands of unity, Descentia Angellia, Wisconsota, Potistan, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Romaian, Wilkshire, Sheppey, Bayern-Straubing, Vantaria, Avalon, American MapleStory, Yatzatz, Yalkan, Pygmy purple people eaters, Morrn, Walterwood, Holy Oranz, Lord Dreyman, Flashy Light, OnionTenshi, New Lakemba, Stolichnya, Rumata, Dalvius, and Deutsch Staaten.

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