Most World Assembly Endorsements: 237th Most Influential: 432nd Most Efficient Economies: 471st
The Infinite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
For the Infinite, For the Empire!
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The Infinite Empire of Ascenon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albion with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.326 billion Ascenonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandosut. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ascenonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,426 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,950 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the government spends millions of Imperial Credits every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascenon's national animal is the Raptor-Demon-Pig-Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Infinite God Dragon.

Ascenon is ranked 37,018th in the world and 1,874th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,797.15 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 237thMost Influential: 432ndMost Efficient Economies: 471stHighest Poor Incomes: 473rdLargest Black Market: 675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 680thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 947thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,288thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,642ndHighest Economic Output: 1,744thMost Stationary: 1,883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,026thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,483rdMost Avoided: 2,803rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,097thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,546thLargest Mining Sector: 3,760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,017thSmartest Citizens: 4,635thLowest Crime Rates: 4,746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,820thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,992ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,041stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,375thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,806thLargest Governments: 6,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,334thMost Secular: 7,355thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,151stLargest Populations: 8,193rdMost Inclusive: 10,057thRudest Citizens: 10,243rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,436thMost Cultured: 12,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,407th
Most Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Avoided: 74th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 166th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 209th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 236th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 261st in the regionMost Secular: 394th in the regionRudest Citizens: 398th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 425th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 463rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 481st in the regionMost Inclusive: 531st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 664th in the region

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