Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229th Highest Poor Incomes: 366th Most Influential: 422nd
The Infinite Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the Infinite, For the Empire!
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The Infinite Empire of Ascenon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Albion with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.973 billion Ascenonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandosut. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ascenonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,295 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,225 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and government departments are almost broke due to the diversion of their funding to an experimental weather machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascenon's national animal is the Raptor-Demon-Pig-Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Infinite God Dragon.

Ascenon is ranked 5,263rd in the world and 166th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,976.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thHighest Poor Incomes: 366thMost Influential: 422ndMost Efficient Economies: 476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 614thLargest Black Market: 642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 854thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 973rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,263rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,627thHighest Economic Output: 1,771stMost Stationary: 1,944thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,113thMost Avoided: 2,664thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,766thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,880thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,396thLargest Mining Sector: 3,448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,148thSmartest Citizens: 4,593rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,293rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,316thLargest Retail Industry: 5,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,990thLargest Governments: 6,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,385thTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,062ndLargest Populations: 8,351stHealthiest Citizens: 11,220thMost Cultured: 11,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,037thMost Inclusive: 14,002nd
Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 69th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 166th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 167th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionRudest Citizens: 226th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 407th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 438th in the regionMost Cultured: 449th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 474th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, government departments are almost broke due to the diversion of their funding to an experimental weather machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Ascenon was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Reedland Marsh.
  • : Ascenon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Ascenon was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ascenon, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Ascenon endorsed The Democratic Republic of Eyes that do not Lie.
  • : Ascenon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Eyes that do not Lie.
  • : Ascenon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 172 » Whereisthatistan, Yaorozu, Herzliyya, Former English Colony, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, New haven america, Ermarian, Calamazo, Renetopia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, The Teddy, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Kitabo, NabMex, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Falapatorius, The Lancerian Empire, New Sekai, United Chinese Republics, Sadakoyama, Chinstralia, Valory, Kingdom of Space, Republic of Destiny, Daedric Stellar Empire, Chadwin, Venezuelia, Plembobria, Unimaginable Doom, Arquan, South Isles, True Sebland, Yukti, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wineclaw, Demescia, Arrivederci, Lord Ravenclaw, Vladivo, Syrixia, Asians United, AdyLand, Tercerwereld, Zazumo, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, and 122 others.Askhalan, New Trisone, The Army Republic of Prussia, Anarchy Sites, Norvalkin, Rochester Black, Caspiatea, Wisconsota, Ultima Terra, Trombone Kingdom, Philippedafos, Apetopia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Notyoutopia, Falaferen, Coldeon, Hudson Valley, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Kylesburgh, Yeraennus, United Regions of Geographic Masses, Uhura-Ubuntu, Ceretis, Cartertopia, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Zongzi, Marneverland, Ophlantly, Poztopia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lagondia, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Mazeoftime, Babylon and Ur, Neen, Vladimirius, Efren, Citiva, EretzIsrael, Garden Bast, The Holy Order of Polonia, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Stenc, SillyString, Teknikerland, Frances Francis the First of France, Pauline Bonaparte, Villuminati, Snowlit, Klettureyja, McMasterdonia, Ahulania, The Isle of Grossmania, SEA LORD, Francovania, The Undead Union, Sirisea, Cynnland, Sergionova, Deathanasia, Nyvenia, Puffinzbekistan, Alice Gardens, Flooforia, Nicolencia, Dreac Thar, Mulkuram, Praeceps, Abacathea, Quest For The Best Girl, Liberreich, Ponies and Princesses, Empire of Infinite Evil, Jacksville Islands, Imperial Arkania, Integriti, Last island left, Vexuar, Kelvaros Prime, Klurhammon, OblivionObliviousness, Bharathvarsh, Blackshear41, Nationalist Fools, Celreostia, Dankacia, Kaanite, Greater Catan, New Phyrreus, Nightempire, Constantinolia, Xzavia-Hjar, Afreeca, Charno, Pasargad, Jedistaaan, Christoffer Nilsson, Cheongji, Libera Publica, Highton Islands, IndieGirl, DNSD13, Golatu, Railys, The Libertarian Knighthood, BattleSnow, Hannepandia, Razzym, Eryri Newydd, Nova Constellation, Vondica, Most Serene Republic of Balfiera, Khalasar Atthirari, Religioncord, Meritdom, Lorratia, Eyes that do not Lie, and Reedland Marsh.

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