Largest Insurance Industry: 256th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 443rd Largest Retail Industry: 731st
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The Grand Republic of Ascelonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.234 billion Ascelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ascelonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,343 trillion Ascelonian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,309 Ascelonian Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Cyrone, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ascelonia's national animal is the Azkelonischen Seel÷we, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ascelonia is ranked 167,673rd in the world and 73rd in DonaldTrumpland for Least Corrupt Governments, with 65.11 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Insurance Industry: 256thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 443rdLargest Retail Industry: 731stLargest Gambling Industry: 754thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 817thLargest Mining Sector: 929thRudest Citizens: 1,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,310thHighest Average Incomes: 1,630thHighest Economic Output: 1,699thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,879thMost Efficient Economies: 2,128thMost Avoided: 2,152ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,785thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,968thFattest Citizens: 2,976thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,173rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,928thMost Armed: 4,065thLargest Black Market: 4,074thMost Secular: 6,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,246thSmartest Citizens: 6,927thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,973rdLargest Populations: 8,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,870thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,931stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,166thHighest Drug Use: 12,724thMost Average: 14,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,943rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,592nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the region

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