Largest Insurance Industry: 247th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 430th Largest Retail Industry: 702nd
The Grand Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Make America Great Again
Donald J Trump
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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The Grand Republic of Ascelonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.035 billion Ascelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ascelonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,293 trillion Ascelonian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,670 Ascelonian Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Cyrone, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ascelonia's national animal is the Azkelonischen Seel÷we, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ascelonia is ranked 194,109th in the world and 52nd in DonaldTrumpland for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 6.93 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Insurance Industry: 247thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 430thLargest Retail Industry: 702ndLargest Gambling Industry: 737thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 793rdLargest Mining Sector: 921stRudest Citizens: 1,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,242ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,572ndHighest Economic Output: 1,702ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,763rdTop
Most Avoided: 2,100thMost Efficient Economies: 2,154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,779thFattest Citizens: 2,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,942ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,006thHighest Crime Rates: 3,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,884thMost Armed: 3,929thLargest Black Market: 4,014thMost Secular: 4,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,842ndSmartest Citizens: 6,862ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,011thLargest Populations: 8,177thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,687thHighest Drug Use: 12,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,647thMost Average: 19,382nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the region

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