Largest Insurance Industry: 264th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 472nd Largest Gambling Industry: 823rd
The Grand Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Make America Great Again
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Grand Republic of Ascelonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.377 billion Ascelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ascelonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,376 trillion Ascelonian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,822 Ascelonian Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, tabloids coo over Donald J Trump's expected child, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ascelonia's national animal is the Azkelonischen Seel÷we, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ascelonia is ranked 177,062nd in the world and 63rd in DonaldTrumpland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -26.08 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 472ndLargest Gambling Industry: 823rdLargest Retail Industry: 863rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 916thLargest Mining Sector: 989thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,212thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,458thRudest Citizens: 1,535thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 1,786thHighest Economic Output: 1,886thMost Efficient Economies: 2,071stMost Avoided: 2,264thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,321stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,618thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,828thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,012thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,015thFattest Citizens: 3,170thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,997thHighest Crime Rates: 4,061stMost Armed: 4,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,483rdLargest Black Market: 4,591stSmartest Citizens: 7,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,212thLargest Populations: 8,523rdMost Secular: 8,706thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,977thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,234thHighest Drug Use: 11,949thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,345th
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5%
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ascelonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, tabloids coo over Donald J Trump's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Ascelonia's influence in DonaldTrumpland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Ascelonia's influence in DonaldTrumpland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Ascelonia's influence in DonaldTrumpland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Ascelonia's influence in DonaldTrumpland rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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