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The Masterly Run Paradise of Arnim

“Progressives SUCK”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Masterly Run Paradise of Arnim is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mickey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.627 billion Arnimians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Book Publishing.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arnim's national animal is the Bengal Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the 10th Amendment, and its currency is the all mighty gold coin.

Arnim is ranked 252nd in Balder and 7,912th in the world for Safest, scoring 393.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Arnim was refounded in Balder.
  • 1 year 59 days ago: Arnim ceased to exist.
  • 1 year 64 days ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 1 year 65 days ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 1 year 66 days ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 1 year 72 days ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 year 73 days ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 1 year 78 days ago: Arnim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).

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