Largest Black Market: 5,046th Most Devout: 10,274th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,525th
The Confederated Herds of
Father Knows Best State
We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!
The Great Cow Guru
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.872 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The strong Bovine economy, worth 789 trillion hay and counterfit Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,942 hay and counterfit Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovine Libertas.

Armed COWS is ranked 27,409th in the world and 7th in The Lexicon for Nudest, with 199.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Black Market: 5,046thTop
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Most Devout: 10,274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,525thLargest Populations: 11,883rdHighest Economic Output: 13,490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,196th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

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