Largest Black Market: 4,976th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,940th Largest Populations: 11,222nd
The Confederated Herds of
Father Knows Best State
We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!
The Great Cow Guru
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.671 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The strong Bovine economy, worth 853 trillion hay and counterfit Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,942 hay and counterfit Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovine Libertas.

Armed COWS is ranked 117,863rd in the world and 17th in The Lexicon for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 43.73 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Black Market: 4,976thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,940thLargest Populations: 11,222ndMost Devout: 11,262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,021stHighest Economic Output: 13,270th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

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