The Confederated Herds of
Father Knows Best State
We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!
The Great Cow Guru
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.573 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.

The strong Bovine economy, worth 622 trillion hay and counterfit Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 82,169 hay and counterfit Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovine Libertas.

Armed COWS is ranked 11th in The Lexicon and 23,747th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 36 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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