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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS

“We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Republic of India

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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.026 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime is a problem. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Bovine Libertas, and its currency is the hay and counterfit Dollar.

Armed COWS is ranked 11th in The Republic of India and 103,842nd in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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