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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS

“We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Republic of India


The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.489 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is a problem. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Bovine Libertas, and its currency is the hay and counterfit Dollar.

Armed COWS is ranked 9th in The Republic of India and 40,462nd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 14 on the Enoch Index.

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