Largest Black Market: 5,019th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,956th Largest Populations: 11,453rd
The Confederated Herds of
Father Knows Best State
We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!
The Great Cow Guru
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.374 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The strong Bovine economy, worth 829 trillion hay and counterfit Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,942 hay and counterfit Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovine Libertas.

Armed COWS is ranked 94,477th in the world and 10th in The Lexicon for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 46.39 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 5,019thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,956thLargest Populations: 11,453rdMost Devout: 11,469thHighest Economic Output: 13,359thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,364th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

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