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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS

“We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Lexicon

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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.631 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The strong Bovine economy, worth 543 trillion hay and counterfit Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 81,892 hay and counterfit Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovine Libertas.

Armed COWS is ranked 18th in The Lexicon and 63,519th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 22.2 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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