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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS

“We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Grand Central


The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.902 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is a problem. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Bovine Libertas, and its currency is the hay and counterfit Dollar.

Armed COWS is ranked 12th in Grand Central and 22,786th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 60 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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