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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS

“We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Grand Central


The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.851 billion, all of whom are zombies, Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime is a problem. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Bovine Libertas, and its currency is the hay and counterfit Dollar.

Armed COWS is ranked 2nd in Grand Central and 23,351st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Armed COWS is currently building a zombie empire.

People: 0

Zombies: 3,851,035,956

Dead: 2,239,144,910

Survival Rate: 0.00%

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