The Confederated Herds of
Father Knows Best State
We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!
The Great Cow Guru
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The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.091 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.

The strong Bovine economy, worth 664 trillion hay and counterfit Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 82,169 hay and counterfit Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovine Libertas.

Armed COWS is ranked 69th in The New Inquisition and 23,022nd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 64 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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