The Confederate States of
Left-Leaning College State
Unitas in Libertas, Fortuna in Unitate
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Confederate States of Arkinesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Neil Knight with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.401 billion Arkinesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotaharapan. The average income tax rate is 57.3%.

The all-consuming Arkinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion Bahpiahars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,652 Bahpiahars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, anti-government web sites are springing up, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkinesia's national animal is the Wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arkinesia is ranked 4th in Sals Realm and 129,687th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -176 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Arkinesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Arkinesia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Arkinesia, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.

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