The Holy Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
AD MAIOREM DEI GLORIAM
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Kingdom of Arigentina is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Pontufex the Pious with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.808 billion Arigentines are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.

The powerhouse Arigentine economy, worth 376 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 98,948 crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,207 per year while the poor average 26,090, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and King Pontufex the Pious is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Arigentina's national animal is the koala, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arigentina is ranked 1,258th in Lazarus and 54,912th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Arigentina fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Arigentina, King Pontufex the Pious is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Arigentina was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Arigentina, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Arigentina, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Arigentina, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Arigentina, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Arigentina was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Arigentina, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Arigentina, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.

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