Most Primitive: 598th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,046th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,651st
The Holy Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
King Pontufex the Pious
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Holy Kingdom of Arigentina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Pontufex the Pious with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.105 billion Arigentines are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The all-consuming Arigentine economy, worth 510 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,024 crowns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,037 per year while the poor average 14,984, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, movie references are legally admissible in court, and women who display their ankles are shunned by society. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Arigentina's national animal is the koala, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arigentina is ranked 83,351st in the world and 2,209th in Osiris for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,066.84 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 598thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,651stTop
Most Devout: 2,225thLargest Mining Sector: 2,572ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,959thMost Avoided: 5,001stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,957thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,288thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,846thMost Armed: 10,007thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,471stLargest Black Market: 10,665thMost Conservative: 11,148thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,471st
Most Primitive: 27th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Devout: 100th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 230th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rd in the regionMost Avoided: 264th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 278th in the regionMost Conservative: 324th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 359th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 359th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Armed: 380th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 391st in the regionMost Extreme: 400th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 417th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Arigentina's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Arigentina's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Arigentina's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Arigentina was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Arigentina ceased to exist.
  • : Arigentina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Arigentina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Arigentina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Arigentina's influence in My World rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Arigentina, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.


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