Fattest Citizens: 35th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 40th Most Corrupt Governments: 44th
The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.139 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,661 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 598,025 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,727,442 per year while the poor average 40,992, a ratio of 90.9 to 1.

Virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Arazmaz, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, military spending is on the increase, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 581st in the world and 14th in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 14,644.45 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40thMost Corrupt Governments: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59thLargest Retail Industry: 68thMost Avoided: 70thHighest Average Incomes: 72ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thLargest Insurance Industry: 88thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95thMost Scientifically Advanced: 118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 144thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209thLargest Mining Sector: 244thLowest Crime Rates: 255thRudest Citizens: 296thLargest Governments: 367thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 396thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 403rdMost Efficient Economies: 415thLargest Information Technology Sector: 476thHighest Economic Output: 482ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 581stMost Subsidized Industry: 587thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 695thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,076thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,188thTop
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Nudest: 3,628thMost Secular: 3,937thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,964thLargest Black Market: 5,554thMost Pro-Market: 5,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,023rdMost Influential: 7,806thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,245thMost Extreme: 12,784th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionMost Secular: 131st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 159th in the regionMost Influential: 310th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 519th in the regionMost Extreme: 597th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Arazmaz.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Aramanchovia's House of Parliament.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.

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