The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.798 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,545 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 516,607 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,031,670 per year while the poor average 41,122, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, the country is preparing for war, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 2nd in the South Pacific and 108th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 96 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Aramanchovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day ago: Aramanchovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the country is preparing for war.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.

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