Fattest Citizens: 18th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24th Most Corrupt Governments: 33rd
The Miserable Land of
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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.026 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 7,625 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 634,117 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,561,553 per year while the poor average 28,393, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, public nudity is compulsory, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 195,236th in the world and 13,531st in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.5 Tourists Per Hour.

Fattest Citizens: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thMost Avoided: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 57thLargest Retail Industry: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78thMost Scientifically Advanced: 80thLargest Insurance Industry: 89thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 140thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155thLargest Mining Sector: 198thRudest Citizens: 208thLowest Crime Rates: 239thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 270thLargest Governments: 371stHighest Economic Output: 386thMost Efficient Economies: 405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 423rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 424thLargest Agricultural Sector: 492ndMost Subsidized Industry: 721stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 769thLargest Gambling Industry: 856thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,211thTop
Most Secular: 3,023rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,121stNudest: 4,135thMost Pro-Market: 5,236thLargest Black Market: 5,422ndMost Extreme: 6,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,750thMost Influential: 7,617thLargest Populations: 8,764thTop
Most Conservative: 11,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,964th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 133rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 179th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 217th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 284th in the regionMost Influential: 319th in the regionMost Extreme: 380th in the regionMost Stationary: 412th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 722nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 869th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,345th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.


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