The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.352 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,951 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 529,406 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,879,456 per year while the poor average 50,043, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Oracles predict landslide victories for The Leader for the next 50 years, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 1st in the South Pacific and 105th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, oracles predict landslide victories for The Leader for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, healthcare funding has been cut.

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