Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18th Fattest Citizens: 26th Most Corrupt Governments: 39th
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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.523 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 7,061 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 612,838 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,694,528 per year while the poor average 21,681, a ratio of 216 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, Aramanchovia-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and billions of Coins are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 53,611th in the world and 3,054th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.55 Stalins.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18thFattest Citizens: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54thLargest Retail Industry: 61stMost Avoided: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 70thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Insurance Industry: 87thMost Scientifically Advanced: 94thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192ndLargest Mining Sector: 223rdLowest Crime Rates: 264thRudest Citizens: 294thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 307thLargest Governments: 404thMost Efficient Economies: 406thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 421stLargest Information Technology Sector: 426thHighest Economic Output: 452ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 734thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 769thLargest Gambling Industry: 890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,205thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,281stTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,866thMost Secular: 3,031stNudest: 3,103rdMost Pro-Market: 3,507thMost Extreme: 4,128thLargest Black Market: 5,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,696thMost Influential: 7,729thTop
Largest Populations: 8,957thMost Conservative: 11,596th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 90th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 102nd in the regionNudest: 106th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionMost Extreme: 179th in the regionMost Influential: 320th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 472nd in the regionMost Conservative: 670th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 775th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, billions of Coins are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, Aramanchovia-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, people all over Aramanchovia are dying of 'Mad Spined Tiger Bear Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Aramanchovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.


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