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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia

“We're better than you”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: the South Pacific


The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.616 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Spined Tiger Bear is believed to be extinct. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is worshipping The Leader, and its currency is the Coin.

Aramanchovia is ranked 1st in the South Pacific and 137th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 25 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

World Assembly

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