The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.187 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,841 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 526,992 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,176,198 per year while the poor average 39,327, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 5,086th in the South Pacific and 127,402nd in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -13 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.

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