The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.485 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,289 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 505,492 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,522,651 per year while the poor average 25,148, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 3rd in the South Pacific and 163rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 26 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 23 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 days ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, governments opposing Aramanchovia are beset by rebels.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.

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