The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.96 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,659 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 520,083 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,221,631 per year while the poor average 36,224, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 11th in Rest In Peace and 115,255th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 30 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Aramanchovia's influence in Rest In Peace rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Aramanchovia's influence in Rest In Peace rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, teenage fathers are forced to join the army.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Aramanchovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.

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