The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.562 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,125 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 536,024 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,230,633 per year while the poor average 40,001, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 6,398th in the South Pacific and 130,436th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -29 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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