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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia

“We're better than you”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.051 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is worshipping The Leader, and its currency is the Coin.

Aramanchovia is ranked 4,314th in the South Pacific and 117,608th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,144 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 minutes ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Aramanchovia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, Arazmaz is a police state during international summits.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Coins to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.

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