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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia

“We're better than you”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.203 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

All news sources are under strict government control, the government has the power to seize property at will, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and the Spined Tiger Bear is reportedly extinct. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is worshipping The Leader, and its currency is the Coin.

Aramanchovia is ranked 3,493rd in the South Pacific and 112,111th in the world for Best Weather, with -3,405 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the Spined Tiger Bear is reportedly extinct.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Spined Tiger Bear Lasagne is a hit.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the government is avowedly atheist.

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