Fattest Citizens: 18th Most Corrupt Governments: 29th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th
The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.283 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 7,937 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 646,192 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,759,152 per year while the poor average 52,509, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Almost all of Aramanchovia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 175,761st in the world and 9,579th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

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Fattest Citizens: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 29thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46thMost Avoided: 49thHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Retail Industry: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65thMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Insurance Industry: 88thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147thLargest Mining Sector: 190thRudest Citizens: 201stLowest Crime Rates: 244thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 253rdLargest Governments: 347thHighest Economic Output: 364thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 399thMost Efficient Economies: 403rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 433rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 485thMost Subsidized Industry: 658thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 758thLargest Gambling Industry: 777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,198thTop
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Most Secular: 3,542ndNudest: 3,579thLargest Black Market: 5,334thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,463rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,622ndMost Influential: 7,719thLargest Populations: 8,649thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,211thMost Extreme: 17,305th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionMost Secular: 130th in the regionNudest: 132nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 306th in the regionMost Influential: 345th in the regionMost Stationary: 378th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 419th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 825th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 866th in the regionMost Extreme: 939th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, almost all of Aramanchovia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.

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