Fattest Citizens: 23rd Most Corrupt Governments: 37th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45th
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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.706 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 7,253 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 619,611 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,425,783 per year while the poor average 56,515, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

The Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 9,197th in the world and 433rd in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 80.38 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Fattest Citizens: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stMost Avoided: 54thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56thLargest Retail Industry: 58thHighest Average Incomes: 65thLargest Insurance Industry: 83rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88thMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189thLargest Mining Sector: 223rdLowest Crime Rates: 255thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 326thRudest Citizens: 347thLargest Governments: 391stMost Efficient Economies: 406thHighest Economic Output: 434thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 531stMost Subsidized Industry: 705thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 773rdLargest Gambling Industry: 835thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,234thTop
Nudest: 3,300thLargest Black Market: 5,502ndMost Secular: 5,690thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,149thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,026thMost Influential: 7,680thMost Extreme: 7,702ndTop
Largest Populations: 8,915thMost Pro-Market: 9,029thMost Conservative: 9,197th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 82nd in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 135th in the regionMost Secular: 193rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 307th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 367th in the regionMost Conservative: 433rd in the regionMost Stationary: 448th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 688th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, Aramanchovia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aramanchovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Extreme.


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