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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.483 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,848 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 557,937 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,962,384 per year while the poor average 55,516, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Citizens are grown in vats, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 1st in the South Pacific and 50th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 19 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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