Fattest Citizens: 27th Most Corrupt Governments: 43rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th
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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.345 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,866 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 605,207 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,421,551 per year while the poor average 52,524, a ratio of 65.1 to 1.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 147,129th in the world and 5,956th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -18.97 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Fattest Citizens: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58thLargest Retail Industry: 64thMost Avoided: 64thHighest Average Incomes: 75thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Insurance Industry: 88thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Scientifically Advanced: 102ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 210thLargest Mining Sector: 224thLowest Crime Rates: 246thLargest Governments: 357thMost Efficient Economies: 407thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 414thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 454thHighest Economic Output: 464thLargest Agricultural Sector: 516thMost Subsidized Industry: 579thRudest Citizens: 698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 751stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,062ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,134thTop
Most Secular: 1,932ndNudest: 2,981stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,820thLargest Black Market: 5,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,328thMost Pro-Market: 7,086thTop
Most Influential: 7,826thMost Extreme: 8,445thLargest Populations: 9,109th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 64th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 164th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 312th in the regionMost Extreme: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 494th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd in the region

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