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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia

“We're better than you”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.715 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, and the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is worshipping The Leader, and its currency is the Coin.

Aramanchovia is ranked 2,893rd in the South Pacific and 86,231st in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 30 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Aramanchovia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Aramanchovia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, Aramanchovia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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