Fattest Citizens: 22nd Most Corrupt Governments: 35th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 36th
The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.872 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 7,452 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 627,751 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,974,436 per year while the poor average 41,294, a ratio of 96.2 to 1.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, it's always rabbit season, the Spined Tiger Bear is reportedly extinct, and labour strikes are routinely squashed by police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 80th in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 792.89 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Fattest Citizens: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50thMost Avoided: 53rdLargest Retail Industry: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 63rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thMost Scientifically Advanced: 80thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Insurance Industry: 91stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171stRudest Citizens: 218thLargest Mining Sector: 226thLowest Crime Rates: 246thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 303rdLargest Governments: 376thMost Efficient Economies: 403rdHighest Economic Output: 418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 452ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 511thMost Subsidized Industry: 714thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 751stLargest Gambling Industry: 830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,215thTop
Nudest: 3,663rdMost Secular: 4,411thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,929thLargest Black Market: 5,475thMost Extreme: 5,523rdMost Conservative: 5,803rdMost Pro-Market: 6,427thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,962ndTop
Most Influential: 7,707thLargest Populations: 8,794th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 79th in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionMost Secular: 154th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 210th in the regionMost Extreme: 237th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 278th in the regionMost Conservative: 285th in the regionMost Influential: 317th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 432nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the Spined Tiger Bear is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.


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