Highest Wealthy Incomes: 31st Fattest Citizens: 40th Most Corrupt Governments: 47th
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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.006 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,516 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 592,075 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,934,752 per year while the poor average 34,038, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, anti-government web sites are springing up, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 6,038th in the world and 117th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,010.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 31stFattest Citizens: 40thMost Corrupt Governments: 47thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rdLargest Retail Industry: 71stMost Avoided: 71stHighest Average Incomes: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95thLargest Insurance Industry: 97thMost Scientifically Advanced: 124thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 145thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219thLargest Mining Sector: 249thLowest Crime Rates: 257thRudest Citizens: 325thLargest Governments: 360thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 389thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 421stMost Efficient Economies: 424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 495thHighest Economic Output: 497thLargest Agricultural Sector: 547thMost Subsidized Industry: 565thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 684thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,213thTop
Most Secular: 2,946thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,714thNudest: 4,170thMost Pro-Market: 5,063rdLargest Black Market: 5,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,038thMost Influential: 7,792ndMost Extreme: 7,848thLargest Populations: 9,336th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionNudest: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 92nd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionMost Extreme: 385th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 537th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 925th in the region

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