The Bitter blond beer of Arabier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arabier I with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-working population of 25.356 billion Arabierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arabier City. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arabierian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Aras a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,422 Aras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, citizens must pay to enjoy Arabier's pristine beaches, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arabier's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arabier is ranked 125,729^th in the world and 76^th in Vlaanderen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.14 law-abiding acts per hour.