The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.683 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 206 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 7,751 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, public nudity is compulsory, criminals are thrown to the phoenixes to repay their debt to society, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 4th in Katasia and 117,268th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, criminals are thrown to the phoenixes to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.

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