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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness

“Mira la Soledad”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Katasia

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.544 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 187 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 7,342 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, euthanasia is legal, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 2nd in Katasia and 412th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,877.8 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, euthanasia is legal.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, only the brainiest citizens become academics.

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