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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness

“Mira la Soledad”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Katasia

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.856 billion, 18.177 billion of whom are zombies, Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the flayed chinchilla skin.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 5th in Katasia and 115,183rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -50 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Aquilonia-Caithness is currently considering its options.

People: 679,067,915

Zombies: 18,177,170,956

Dead: 6,173,170,212

Survival Rate: 2.71%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • 5 days ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Aquilonia-Caithness is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 7 days ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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