Most Stationary: 47th Healthiest Citizens: 89th Rudest Citizens: 160th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.43 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 56,692 flayed chinchilla skins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,066 per year while the poor average 14,886, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, Gambling facilities are being turned into phoenix habitats, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 2,667th in the world and 2nd in Katasia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,970.48 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Stationary: 47thHealthiest Citizens: 89thRudest Citizens: 160thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 191stLargest Populations: 277thLowest Crime Rates: 440thMost Beautiful Environments: 562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,090thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,976thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,667thMost Primitive: 2,729thNudest: 2,769thHighest Drug Use: 2,950thMost Influential: 3,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,522ndBest Weather: 4,611thHighest Economic Output: 5,357thSmartest Citizens: 6,800thMost Cultured: 7,326thMost Devout: 8,227thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,894thTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,366thLargest Governments: 11,049thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,421st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, the Top 5% for Most Devout and Most Advanced Defense Forces, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Largest Gambling Industry, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Gambling facilities are being turned into phoenix habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Aquilonia-Caithnessian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.

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