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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness

“Mira la Soledad”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Katasia

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.908 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the flayed chinchilla skin.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 1st in Katasia and 106th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 507 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 6 days ago: Aquilonia-Caithness fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.

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