The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.755 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 190 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 7,399 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All forms of advertising are banned, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens have never heard foreign radio, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 2nd in Katasia and 86th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 36 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Aquilonia-Caithness.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, abortions are routinely performed in Aquilonia-Caithness's hospitals.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation leads Katasia in per capita stalking.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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