Most Stationary: 46th Healthiest Citizens: 90th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 136th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.65 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 148 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 5,196 flayed chinchilla skins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 15,159 per year while the poor average 1,407, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, AC-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 8,519th in the world and 4th in Katasia for Smartest Citizens, with 82.38 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Stationary: 46thHealthiest Citizens: 90thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 136thRudest Citizens: 250thLargest Populations: 277thLowest Crime Rates: 719thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,016thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,545thMost Primitive: 1,737thNudest: 1,918thHighest Drug Use: 2,516thMost Influential: 3,551stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,836thBest Weather: 5,210thMost Cultured: 7,295thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,639thMost Devout: 7,687thSmartest Citizens: 8,519th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, AC-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Aquilonia-Caithnessian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Aquilonia-Caithnessians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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