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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness

“Mira la Soledad”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Katasia

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.471 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the flayed chinchilla skin.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 4th in Katasia and 3,269th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 5 days ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.

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