Most Stationary: 45th Rudest Citizens: 67th Healthiest Citizens: 100th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.602 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Healthcare, although Defense is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,653 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,849 flayed chinchilla skins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Aquilonia-Caithness, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 23,651st in the world and 3rd in Katasia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Stationary: 45thRudest Citizens: 67thHealthiest Citizens: 100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 134thLargest Populations: 268thLowest Crime Rates: 795thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 948thMost Beautiful Environments: 960thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,509thTop
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Nudest: 2,425thMost Primitive: 2,664thMost Influential: 3,693rdHighest Drug Use: 4,872ndBest Weather: 4,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,748thHighest Economic Output: 5,812thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,891stMost Cultured: 5,999thLargest Black Market: 6,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,738thMost Secular: 6,924thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,533rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Aquilonia-Caithness.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Aquilonia-Caithness to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.

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