The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.262 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 195 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 7,447 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 6th in Katasia and 146,906th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -3,651.6 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Leader's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, euthanasia is legal.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.

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