The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.508 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 202 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 7,626 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in Aquilonia-Caithness's hospitals, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 6th in Katasia and 127,557th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,209.438 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, abortions are routinely performed in Aquilonia-Caithness's hospitals.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 10 days ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 11 days ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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