The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 26.092 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 195 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 7,501 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, religious education is a new government priority, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 3rd in Katasia and 649th in the world for Safest, scoring 2,721.809 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Aquilonia-Caithness is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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