The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.87 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 207 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 7,733 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 4th in Katasia and 130,021st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -5,633 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Leader's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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