The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.905 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 190 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 7,372 flayed chinchilla skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and concussed phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 5th in Katasia and 143,930th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -11 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, concussed phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, protests are illegal.

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