Most Stationary: 43rd Healthiest Citizens: 97th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 147th
The Republic of
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Mira la Soledad
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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.2 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 578 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 19,804 flayed chinchilla skins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 8,103rd in the world and 3rd in Katasia for Largest Black Market, with 34.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Stationary: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 97thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 147thRudest Citizens: 234thLargest Populations: 273rdLowest Crime Rates: 720thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 988thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,063rdNudest: 1,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,678thTop
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Most Primitive: 1,864thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,537thHighest Drug Use: 3,213thMost Influential: 3,615thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,046thBest Weather: 5,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,546thMost Cultured: 7,933rdLargest Black Market: 8,103rdMost Devout: 8,797thSmartest Citizens: 8,942nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 5% for Most Cultured, Smartest Citizens, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation leads Katasia in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Aquilonia-Caithnessian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.

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