Most Stationary: 46th Healthiest Citizens: 91st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 220th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.298 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 248 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 8,794 flayed chinchilla skins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Aquilonia-Caithness City River, visions of giant pink phoenixes are a common side effect after Aquilonia-Caithnessians eat their meals, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 3,179th in the world and 2nd in Katasia for Most Primitive, scoring 87.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Stationary: 46thHealthiest Citizens: 91stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 220thLargest Populations: 278thRudest Citizens: 337thLowest Crime Rates: 434thMost Beautiful Environments: 557thLongest Average Lifespans: 890thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,517thNudest: 2,709thHighest Drug Use: 2,756thMost Primitive: 3,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,354thMost Influential: 3,394thBest Weather: 4,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,537thLargest Black Market: 6,125thSmartest Citizens: 6,377thMost Cultured: 8,132ndMost Devout: 8,186thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,256th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, visions of giant pink phoenixes are a common side effect after Aquilonia-Caithnessians eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Aquilonia-Caithness City River.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.

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