Most Stationary: 45th Healthiest Citizens: 91st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 149th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.812 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Healthcare, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 152 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 5,277 flayed chinchilla skins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 167,723rd in the world and 6th in Katasia for Highest Average Incomes, with 5,277.23 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Stationary: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 91stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 149thRudest Citizens: 238thLargest Populations: 276thLowest Crime Rates: 685thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 951stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,572ndTop
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Most Primitive: 1,788thNudest: 1,841stHighest Drug Use: 3,347thMost Influential: 3,557thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,763rdBest Weather: 4,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,473rdMost Cultured: 8,006thTop
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Most Devout: 8,816thSmartest Citizens: 8,974th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Aquilonia-Caithness is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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