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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness

“Mira la Soledad”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Katasia

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.867 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, Aquilonia-Caithness is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the flayed chinchilla skin.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 6th in Katasia and 122,354th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,550.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Aquilonia-Caithness is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, Aquilonia-Caithness has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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