Most Stationary: 44th Healthiest Citizens: 91st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 146th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.99 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth 158 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 5,456 flayed chinchilla skins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 30,129th in the world and 1st in Katasia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,235.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 44thHealthiest Citizens: 91stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 146thLargest Populations: 277thRudest Citizens: 361stLowest Crime Rates: 712thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 970thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,033rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,575thMost Primitive: 1,788thNudest: 1,971stHighest Drug Use: 3,329thMost Influential: 3,548thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,236thBest Weather: 4,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,406thTop
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Most Cultured: 8,144thSmartest Citizens: 8,825thMost Devout: 10,250thLargest Black Market: 15,262nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, concussed phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position.

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