The United Federal Commonwealths of
Capitalizt
Ever Forwards Beyond the Horizon
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The United Federal Commonwealths of Aquestia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Irving Morrell with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.009 billion Aquestians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The large, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquestian economy, worth 641 trillion Bulls a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 106,694 Bulls, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Aquestia successfully hosted the Samothrace Olympics, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, Aquestia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquestia's national animal is the Killer Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piratese.

Aquestia is ranked 1st in Samothrace and 2,773rd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 630 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Aquestia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Aquestia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Aquestia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquestia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquestia, Aquestia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquestia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquestia, Aquestia successfully hosted the Samothrace Olympics.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquestia, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquestia, Aquestia-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Aquestia, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.

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