Most Secular: 529th Lowest Crime Rates: 783rd Highest Poor Incomes: 819th
The Legion of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Until the end, never surrender.
Apocalypsian
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Legion of Apocalyptic Assurance is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Apocalypsian with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.977 billion Assuranceans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharos. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Assurancean economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 197,691 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apocalyptic Assurance's national animal is the Armoured Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Apocalyptic Assurance is ranked 173,528th in the world and 4,910th in Lazarus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.5 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Secular: 529thLowest Crime Rates: 783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 819thMost Efficient Economies: 871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 949thMost Corrupt Governments: 983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,384thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,014thMost Developed: 2,562ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,663rdMost Influential: 4,119thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,329thSmartest Citizens: 4,534thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,589thHighest Average Incomes: 4,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,008thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,263rdLargest Governments: 5,423rdMost Inclusive: 5,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,651stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,153rdHighest Economic Output: 6,213thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,488thHealthiest Citizens: 8,090thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,989thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,098thLargest Mining Sector: 12,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,480thMost Pacifist: 16,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,508th
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Most Secular: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 185th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 193rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 218th in the regionMost Income Equality: 236th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Governments: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 330th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 332nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 372nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Apocalyptic Assurance was endorsed by The Chocolaty Tones of Altmoras.

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