The SmallBall Nation of
Left-Leaning College State
25 Billion Served...
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Billy with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.41 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. The average income tax rate is 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,700 trillion obas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 145,649 obas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 2nd in Smallballia and 5,354th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 457.309 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, it's always rabbit season.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, students cut up leftover obas during Arts and Crafts.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, prudishness is on the way out.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 20 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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