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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack

“25 Billion Served...”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Smallballia

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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Billy with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.7 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Information Technology.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Anti-Goatsack has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the oba.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 4th in Smallballia and 7,442nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Anti-Goatsack changed its national motto to "25 Billion Served...".
  • 36 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 37 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 51 days ago: Anti-Goatsack lodged a message on the Smallballia Regional Message Board.
  • 60 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 80 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 1%).
  • 81 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • 133 days ago: Anti-Goatsack fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 134 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 136 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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