The SmallBall Nation of
New York Times Democracy
26 Billion Served...
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Billy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.116 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,856 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 147,682 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 1st in Smallballia and 8,560th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 80 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Anti-Goatsack's influence in Smallballia fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Anti-Goatsack's influence in Smallballia rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Anti-Goatsack lodged a message on the Smallballia Regional Message Board.
  • : Anti-Goatsack relocated from Balder to Smallballia.

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