The SmallBall Nation of
Left-Leaning College State
25 Billion Served...
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Billy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.294 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,674 trillion obas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 145,257 obas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-Goatsack's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, citizens must pay to enjoy Anti-Goatsack's pristine beaches, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 5th in Smallballia and 5,181st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, citizens must pay to enjoy Anti-Goatsack's pristine beaches.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, Anti-Goatsack's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 13 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.

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