The SmallBall Nation of
Left-Leaning College State
25 Billion Served...
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billy with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.122 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. The average income tax rate is 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,650 trillion obas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 145,327 obas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Anti-Goatsack has found 1 easter egg), the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 2nd in Smallballia and 119,401st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -256 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 17 hours ago

  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 8 days ago: Anti-Goatsack fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 10 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Anti-Goatsack fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 21 days ago: Anti-Goatsack fell out of the world Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 38 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 40 days ago: Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 74 days ago: Anti-Goatsack changed its national motto to "25 Billion Served...".

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