The Sovereign Kingdom of Anthacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward IV with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.458 billion Anthacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutherhaven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Anthacian economy, worth a remarkable 5,658 trillion Guildings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 343,792 Guildings, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

City mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day, school football matches are usually five-a-side, fat-shaming is now public policy, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anthacia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anthacia is ranked 45,823^rd in the world and 14^th in United Nations UN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.48 law-abiding acts per hour.