Spotlight on:

“Is It Us, or Is It Cold Here?”

The Diaspora Tribes of Antarctic Kawaiians is a massive, devout nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.663 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Religion & Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26%. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Cheese Exports.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined. Crime is moderate. Antarctic Kawaiians's national animal is the sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the unico.

Antarctic Kawaiians is ranked 47th in the region and 41,927th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.