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The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands

“We fight for freedom”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Paula Maria Osmondson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.996 billion AIslanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headon City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient AIslandian economy, worth 999 trillion Anonymous credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 142,851 Anonymous credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,237 per year while the poor average 40,509, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Anonymous credit battlesuits, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Anonymous Islands's national animal is the two headed ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is some crap but at least not foreign crap.

Anonymous Islands is ranked 3,340th in Balder and 109,090th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -48 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 34 days ago: Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 45 days ago: Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Anonymous credit battlesuits.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, loans are available for students from poor families.

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