Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,666th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,681st Fattest Citizens: 3,387th
The Free Archipelagan Federation of
Capitalizt
We fight for freedom
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Osborn Peace with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.638 billion AIslanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headon City. The average income tax rate is 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient AIslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion buckers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 157,136 buckers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anonymous Islands's national animal is the double headed ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is some spiritual crap.

Anonymous Islands is ranked 35,220th in the world and 1,537th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,987.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,666thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,681stFattest Citizens: 3,387thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,461stLargest Retail Industry: 4,166thRudest Citizens: 4,937thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,343rdMost Armed: 5,637thHighest Economic Output: 6,103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,272ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,012thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,072ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,494thMost Avoided: 7,710thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,657thHighest Crime Rates: 8,904thHighest Average Incomes: 9,077thMost Efficient Economies: 9,433rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,521stLargest Populations: 12,344thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,452ndLargest Black Market: 14,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,372nd
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5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 158th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 172nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 200th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 228th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 255th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 303rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 305th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 309th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 334th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 349th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 363rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 374th in the regionMost Avoided: 387th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 406th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 414th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 437th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 442nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Anonymous Islands's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Avoided.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Anonymous Islands was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.

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