Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,542nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,967th Fattest Citizens: 3,075th
The Free Archipelagan Federation of
Capitalizt
We fight for freedom
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Osborn Peace with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.468 billion AIslanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headon City. The average income tax rate is 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient AIslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion Anonymous credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,150 Anonymous credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Anonymous Islands #1 for number twos, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anonymous Islands's national animal is the double headed ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is some spiritual crap.

Anonymous Islands is ranked 148,704th in the world and 4,417th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -26.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,542ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,967thFattest Citizens: 3,075thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,334thLargest Retail Industry: 4,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,963rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,205thMost Armed: 5,413thHighest Crime Rates: 6,282ndHighest Economic Output: 6,362ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,090thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,341stTop
10%
Most Avoided: 7,900thRudest Citizens: 7,994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,064thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,652ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,009thHighest Drug Use: 9,084thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,340thHighest Average Incomes: 9,513thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,669thMost Efficient Economies: 9,930thNudest: 10,609thLargest Populations: 12,512thLargest Black Market: 15,282nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 157th in the regionFattest Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 186th in the regionMost Armed: 219th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 242nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 284th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 314th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 322nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 328th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 334th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 341st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 370th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 373rd in the regionMost Avoided: 389th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 406th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 411th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 419th in the regionNudest: 449th in the regionLargest Populations: 451st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Anonymous Islands #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the NHS has recently been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.

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