Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,689th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,757th Fattest Citizens: 3,337th
The Free Archipelagan Federation of
Capitalizt
We fight for freedom
Regional Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Osborn Peace with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.24 billion AIslanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headon City. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient AIslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,590 trillion buckers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 155,353 buckers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Anonymous Islands has found 2 easter eggs), politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anonymous Islands's national animal is the double headed ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is some spiritual crap.

Anonymous Islands is ranked 175,862nd in the world and 4,987th in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 2.48 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,689thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,757thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,337thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,431stLargest Retail Industry: 4,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,008thMost Armed: 6,125thHighest Economic Output: 6,140thRudest Citizens: 6,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,731stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,607thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,757thMost Avoided: 8,142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,663rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,434thHighest Average Incomes: 10,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,240thMost Efficient Economies: 10,266thHighest Crime Rates: 10,938thLargest Populations: 12,123rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,964thLargest Black Market: 14,673rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,364thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,522nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 164th in the regionFattest Citizens: 182nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 202nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 262nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 328th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 330th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 375th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 375th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 384th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 395th in the regionMost Avoided: 412th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 414th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 435th in the regionLargest Populations: 450th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 464th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 464th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 490th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Anonymous Islands has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Anonymous Islands's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Anonymous Islands's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.

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