Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,692nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,711th Fattest Citizens: 3,359th
The Free Archipelagan Federation of
Capitalizt
We fight for freedom
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Osborn Peace with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.841 billion AIslanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headon City. The average income tax rate is 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient AIslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion buckers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 157,136 buckers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anonymous Islands's national animal is the double headed ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is some spiritual crap.

Anonymous Islands is ranked 13,059th in the world and 504th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,373.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,692ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,711thFattest Citizens: 3,359thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,433rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,314thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,430thMost Armed: 5,674thRudest Citizens: 5,733rdHighest Economic Output: 6,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,241stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,123rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,278thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,544thMost Avoided: 7,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,741stTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,939thHighest Average Incomes: 9,319thMost Efficient Economies: 9,646thHighest Crime Rates: 9,852ndLargest Insurance Industry: 10,891stLargest Populations: 12,261stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,480thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,059thLargest Black Market: 14,089th
Top
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 184th in the regionFattest Citizens: 187th in the regionRudest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 216th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 253rd in the regionMost Armed: 265th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 319th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 328th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 331st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 336th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 346th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 361st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 407th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 410th in the regionMost Avoided: 428th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 433rd in the regionLargest Populations: 464th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 476th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Anonymous Islands's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Avoided.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.

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