The Suspiciously Quiet Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Shh!
Regional Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Suspiciously Quiet Nation of AnkoKurama is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by JJRodriguez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.468 billion AnkoKuramians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silent Capital. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The all-consuming AnkoKuraman economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion Souls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,302 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy AnkoKurama's pristine beaches, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. AnkoKurama's national animal is the Churchmouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AnkoKurama is ranked 1st in AnkoKurama and 191st in the world for Safest, scoring 4,465.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: AnkoKurama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, citizens must pay to enjoy AnkoKurama's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 5 days ago: AnkoKurama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend A mean old man"".
  • 5 days ago: AnkoKurama voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Right to a Lawful Divorce"".
  • 8 days ago: AnkoKurama was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, gambling is outlawed.

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