The Suspiciously Quiet Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Shh!
Regional Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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The Suspiciously Quiet Nation of AnkoKurama is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by JJRodriguez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.879 billion AnkoKuramians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silent Capital. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.

The all-consuming AnkoKuraman economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Souls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,504 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, AnkoKurama is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. AnkoKurama's national animal is the Churchmouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AnkoKurama is ranked 1st in AnkoKurama and 121,948th in the world for Best Weather, with -153 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: AnkoKurama was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, AnkoKurama is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: AnkoKurama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Status in Wartime".
  • 8 days ago: AnkoKurama was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in AnkoKurama, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.

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