The Republic of
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The Republic of Angry sapient carrots is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.815 billion Carrots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The powerhouse Carrotine economy, worth 530 trillion rabbitskins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,407 rabbitskins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 137,820 per year while the poor average 9,270, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Angry sapient carrots's national animal is the pollinator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angry sapient carrots is ranked 12th in Zhaucauozian Friendship and 130,973rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.022 Stalins.

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