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The Republic of Angry sapient carrots


Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Zhaucauozian Friendship


The Republic of Angry sapient carrots is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.739 billion Carrots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem. Angry sapient carrots's national animal is the pollinator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the rabbitskin.

Angry sapient carrots is ranked 12th in Zhaucauozian Friendship and 38,131st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -11 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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by Max Barry

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