Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,905th Largest Populations: 6,466th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,666th
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The Republic of Angry sapient carrots is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.255 billion Carrots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse Carrotine economy, worth 591 trillion rabbitskins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,518 rabbitskins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,189 per year while the poor average 9,295, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Angry sapient carrots's national animal is the pollinator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angry sapient carrots is ranked 150,458th in the world and 13th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,905thLargest Populations: 6,466thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,666thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,413thTop
Most Stationary: 8,768thHighest Crime Rates: 12,454thMost Primitive: 12,580thRudest Citizens: 12,984thMost Pro-Market: 13,372nd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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