Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,162nd Largest Populations: 6,380th Most Stationary: 8,499th
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The Republic of Angry sapient carrots is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.609 billion Carrots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse Carrotine economy, worth 606 trillion rabbitskins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,518 rabbitskins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,189 per year while the poor average 9,295, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Angry sapient carrots's national animal is the pollinator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angry sapient carrots is ranked 112,625th in the world and 7th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 40.39 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,162ndLargest Populations: 6,380thTop
Most Stationary: 8,499thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,072ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,369thHighest Crime Rates: 13,731stMost Pro-Market: 14,946thRudest Citizens: 15,146th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the region

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