Safest: 121st Lowest Crime Rates: 332nd Highest Economic Output: 519th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.488 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,441 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 115,139th in the world and 3,030th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 375.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Safest: 121stLowest Crime Rates: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 519thLargest Mining Sector: 557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 648thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,573rdLargest Populations: 1,593rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,754thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,821stHighest Average Incomes: 1,874thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,882ndLargest Governments: 1,943rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,090thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,331stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,530thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,559thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,690thMost Pacifist: 3,160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,206thMost Conservative: 3,805thMost Devout: 5,022ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,466thMost Avoided: 5,863rdFattest Citizens: 6,031stMost Extreme: 6,919thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,028thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,896thMost Authoritarian: 10,641stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,268th
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Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionMost Conservative: 94th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Pacifist: 106th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 120th in the regionMost Extreme: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 210th in the regionFattest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 280th in the regionMost Avoided: 299th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 301st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 311th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 321st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 345th in the region

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