Safest: 120th Lowest Crime Rates: 331st Highest Economic Output: 519th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.684 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,493 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 12,036th in the world and 318th in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 2.39 Stalins.

Top
1%
Safest: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 331stHighest Economic Output: 519thLargest Mining Sector: 563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 642ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,556thLargest Populations: 1,588thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,753rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,812thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,857thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,911thLargest Governments: 2,007thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,113thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,553rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,894thMost Pacifist: 3,219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,243rdMost Conservative: 3,835thMost Devout: 5,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,467thMost Avoided: 5,817thFattest Citizens: 5,834thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,533rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,748thMost Extreme: 7,910thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,000thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,750thMost Authoritarian: 12,036thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,066thMost Efficient Economies: 16,654th
Top
1%
Safest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Conservative: 102nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Extreme: 158th in the regionMost Devout: 202nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Avoided: 295th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 312th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 316th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 325th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 351st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Largest Populations and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Andy the Benevolent's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Andy the Benevolent's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Andy the Benevolent's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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