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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent

“Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.087 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hamster pelt.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 3,397th in Osiris and 110,835th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 54 days ago

  • 15 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 1%).
  • 26 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 38 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 113 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 121 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 1%).
  • 131 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 204 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 204 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 217 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 247 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.

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by Max Barry

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