The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.255 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Public Transport are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 5,833 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 262,106 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 872,385 per year while the poor average 58,680, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 2,609th in Balder and 107,860th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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by Max Barry

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