Safest: 122nd Lowest Crime Rates: 328th Highest Economic Output: 522nd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.321 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,397 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 177,701st in the world and 4,617th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 3.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Safest: 122ndLowest Crime Rates: 328thHighest Economic Output: 522ndLargest Mining Sector: 549thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 656thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,576thLargest Populations: 1,590thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,730thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,749thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,803rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,846thLargest Governments: 1,881stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,061stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,229thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,536thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,019thMost Pacifist: 3,074thMost Conservative: 4,653rdMost Devout: 4,933rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,375thMost Avoided: 6,000thFattest Citizens: 6,109thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,519thMost Extreme: 7,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,020thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,263rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,577thMost Authoritarian: 13,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,196th
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Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th in the regionMost Conservative: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionMost Pacifist: 104th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 128th in the regionMost Extreme: 154th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionMost Devout: 219th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 292nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 299th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 299th in the regionMost Avoided: 315th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 316th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 321st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 360th in the region

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