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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent

“Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.738 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hamster pelt.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 2,922nd in Osiris and 109,545th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -28 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 49 days ago

  • 54 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 62 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 1%).
  • 72 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 145 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 145 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 158 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 188 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 205 days ago: Andy the Benevolent fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 218 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 218 days ago: Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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by Max Barry

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