Safest: 123rd Lowest Crime Rates: 345th Highest Economic Output: 526th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.017 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,581 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 1,911th in the world and 70th in Osiris for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9,945.83 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Safest: 123rdLowest Crime Rates: 345thHighest Economic Output: 526thLargest Mining Sector: 586thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 628thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,555thLargest Populations: 1,568thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,785thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,840thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,911thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,937thHighest Average Incomes: 1,963rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,121stLargest Governments: 2,179thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,542ndMost Conservative: 3,014thMost Pacifist: 3,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,387thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,523rdMost Devout: 5,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,174thMost Avoided: 5,851stFattest Citizens: 5,891stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,420thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,448thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 7,805thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,994thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,224thMost Authoritarian: 10,396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,873rd
Top
1%
Safest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Conservative: 113th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 120th in the regionMost Pacifist: 121st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Extreme: 142nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionMost Devout: 207th in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Avoided: 301st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 314th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 339th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 353rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 377th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 389th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Largest Populations and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Andy the Benevolent's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Andy the Benevolent's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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