Safest: 124th Lowest Crime Rates: 342nd Highest Economic Output: 527th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.852 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Public Transport are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,537 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 10,320th in the world and 309th in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 2.39 Stalins.

Top
1%
Safest: 124thLowest Crime Rates: 342ndHighest Economic Output: 527thLargest Mining Sector: 575thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 644thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,568thLargest Populations: 1,572ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,775thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,840thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,902ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,930thHighest Average Incomes: 1,958thLargest Governments: 2,106thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,124thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,577thMost Conservative: 3,047thMost Pacifist: 3,309thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,332ndMost Devout: 5,081stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,425thMost Avoided: 5,800thFattest Citizens: 5,833rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,540thMost Extreme: 7,707thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,026thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,099thMost Authoritarian: 10,320thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,587th
Top
1%
Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95th in the regionMost Conservative: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 130th in the regionMost Extreme: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Devout: 215th in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Avoided: 306th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 309th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 318th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 346th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 368th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 379th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Largest Populations and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Andy the Benevolent's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Andy the Benevolent's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Andy the Benevolent was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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