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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent

“Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris


The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.958 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hamster pelt.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 3,508th in Osiris and 119,819th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -29 Whatever.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago


by Max Barry

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