Safest: 123rd Lowest Crime Rates: 325th Highest Economic Output: 523rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.143 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Public Transport are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,351 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 523rd in the world and 16th in Osiris for Highest Economic Output, with 6,351 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Safest: 123rdLowest Crime Rates: 325thHighest Economic Output: 523rdLargest Mining Sector: 546thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 684thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,591stLargest Populations: 1,592ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,689thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,738thHighest Average Incomes: 1,782ndLargest Governments: 1,782ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,988thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,081stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,299thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,457thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,476thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,638thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,760thMost Pacifist: 2,930thMost Conservative: 4,779thMost Devout: 4,874thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,213thFattest Citizens: 5,761stMost Avoided: 5,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,584thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,990thMost Extreme: 8,725thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,043rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,550thMost Authoritarian: 14,365thMost Efficient Economies: 15,240th
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Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 108th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 136th in the regionMost Conservative: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 218th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Extreme: 236th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 295th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 315th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 322nd in the regionMost Avoided: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 355th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 359th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 400th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 408th in the region

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