Safest: 123rd Lowest Crime Rates: 356th Highest Economic Output: 514th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.473 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,701 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 1,888th in the world and 103rd in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 325.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Safest: 123rdLowest Crime Rates: 356thHighest Economic Output: 514thLargest Mining Sector: 589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 630thLargest Populations: 1,526thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,527thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,748thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,888thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,997thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,000thHighest Average Incomes: 2,012thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,191stLargest Governments: 2,264thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,635thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,382ndMost Pacifist: 3,399thMost Conservative: 3,444thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,117thMost Devout: 5,140thFattest Citizens: 6,066thMost Avoided: 6,092ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,653rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,696thMost Extreme: 9,008thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,828thMost Authoritarian: 12,611thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,091stMost Efficient Economies: 17,939th
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Safest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionMost Conservative: 108th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 129th in the regionMost Extreme: 140th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Devout: 228th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 296th in the regionFattest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Avoided: 316th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 319th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 326th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 415th in the region

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