Rudest Citizens: 25th Most Scientifically Advanced: 68th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 68th
The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.174 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,644 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 502,976 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 218th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 19,256.03 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 25thMost Scientifically Advanced: 68thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68thSmartest Citizens: 68thMost Cultured: 99thFattest Citizens: 108thLargest Publishing Industry: 132ndMost Avoided: 135thHighest Average Incomes: 143rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 170thHighest Poor Incomes: 186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 190thLargest Retail Industry: 197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 218thHighest Economic Output: 231stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 232ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 243rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 313thLargest Mining Sector: 372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 541stMost Armed: 613thMost Cheerful Citizens: 663rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 818thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 887thLargest Gambling Industry: 904thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,037thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,160thMost Inclusive: 1,329thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,837thMost Efficient Economies: 2,055thMost Politically Free: 2,240thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,310thLargest Governments: 2,354thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,439thLargest Populations: 3,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,498thNudest: 5,325thHighest Drug Use: 5,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,886thLargest Black Market: 6,059thTop
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Most Extreme: 7,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,785thHighest Crime Rates: 11,497thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,753rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, in a baffling press conference Anaxphone proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, much of Anaxphonia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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