The Armed Republic of
Capitalizt
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.431 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,427 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 452,017 Demes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is relatively low. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 3rd in Atheosia and 2,979th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 45 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 11 days ago: Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate.

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