Rudest Citizens: 23rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 72nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 76th
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.985 billion Anaxphonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,396 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 494,954 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the Anaxphonian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 10,150th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 23rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 72ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76thSmartest Citizens: 76thMost Cultured: 101stFattest Citizens: 110thMost Avoided: 140thLargest Publishing Industry: 141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 149thHighest Average Incomes: 155thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 199thHighest Poor Incomes: 201stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 221stLargest Retail Industry: 223rdHighest Economic Output: 234thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 240thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 289thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 323rdLargest Mining Sector: 384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 542ndMost Armed: 597thMost Cheerful Citizens: 796thLargest Gambling Industry: 865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 990thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,590thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,058thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,058thMost Inclusive: 2,148thLargest Governments: 2,312thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,338thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,558thLargest Populations: 3,420thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,452ndMost Politically Free: 5,541stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,593rdLargest Black Market: 6,606thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,383rdHighest Drug Use: 10,150thNudest: 11,423rdMost Pro-Market: 11,925thHighest Crime Rates: 13,800thMost Developed: 16,601st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the Anaxphonian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Anaxphonia was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Solonopolis has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Spoiled Cats.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Red-eared Slider is one of the most popular forenames in Anaxphonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the only places to see Red-eared Sliders now are at local zoos.

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