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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia

“Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Atheosia

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 15.639 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage. Crime is totally unknown. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Hellenismos, and its currency is the Deme.

Anaxphonia is ranked 5th in Atheosia and 119,231st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -355 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 13 days ago: Anaxphonia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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