Rudest Citizens: 24th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd Smartest Citizens: 66th
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.319 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,756 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 505,012 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anaxphonia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, military spending is on the increase, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 160,486th in the world and 6th in Spoiled Cats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 12.75 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62ndSmartest Citizens: 66thMost Scientifically Advanced: 67thMost Cultured: 91stFattest Citizens: 106thLargest Publishing Industry: 129thMost Avoided: 131stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 138thHighest Average Incomes: 142ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 192ndLargest Retail Industry: 204thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230thHighest Economic Output: 230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 244thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 255thHighest Poor Incomes: 309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 321stLargest Mining Sector: 383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 556thMost Armed: 572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 811thLargest Gambling Industry: 828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 897thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,046thMost Inclusive: 1,246thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,893rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,017thLargest Governments: 2,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,435thLargest Populations: 3,385thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,250thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,400thHighest Drug Use: 6,263rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,437thLargest Black Market: 6,456thHighest Crime Rates: 7,344thNudest: 7,375thTop
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Most Politically Free: 8,445thMost Pro-Market: 8,452ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,691stMost Extreme: 13,247th

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  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.

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