The Armed Republic of
Capitalizt
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.994 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,713 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 453,884 Demes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,581,503 per year while the poor average 94,841, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, anti-government web sites are springing up, and Anaxphone's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 2nd in Atheosia and 3,073rd in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 40 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 2 hours ago

  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphone's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Anaxphonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.

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