Rudest Citizens: 25th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 68th Smartest Citizens: 68th
The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.718 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,087 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 511,613 Demes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, the government is a law unto itself, online tourism reviews of Anaxphonia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and abortions are routinely performed in Anaxphonia's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 832nd in the world and 2nd in Spoiled Cats for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 26,954.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 25thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68thSmartest Citizens: 68thMost Scientifically Advanced: 71stMost Cultured: 95thFattest Citizens: 103rdMost Avoided: 134thLargest Publishing Industry: 139thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 140thHighest Average Incomes: 142ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 205thHighest Economic Output: 215thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216thLargest Retail Industry: 234thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 237thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 300thLargest Mining Sector: 397thHighest Poor Incomes: 455thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 477thMost Armed: 566thMost Cheerful Citizens: 711thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 785thLargest Agricultural Sector: 828thLargest Gambling Industry: 832ndMost Inclusive: 1,074thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,634thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,700thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,008thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,207thLargest Governments: 2,241stLargest Populations: 3,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,019thMost Pro-Market: 5,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,679thLargest Black Market: 6,442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,429thTop
10%
Nudest: 9,340thHighest Crime Rates: 11,976thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,465thMost Devout: 14,315thMost Extreme: 17,457thMost Developed: 17,481st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry, and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, abortions are routinely performed in Anaxphonia's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, online tourism reviews of Anaxphonia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, euthanasia is legal.

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