The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 17.367 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,912 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 455,616 Demes, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 5th in Atheosia and 80,210th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, governments opposing Anaxphonia are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.

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