The Armed Republic of
Capitalizt
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.746 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,591 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 453,341 Demes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,555,308 per year while the poor average 96,983, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 1st in Atheosia and 148th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 88 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 6 days ago: Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 12 days ago: Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 25 days ago: Anaxphonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.

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