The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 17.163 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,821 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 455,700 Demes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,451,730 per year while the poor average 108,823, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Demes to support the Information Technology industry, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime is relatively low. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 1st in Atheosia and 171st in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Demes to support the Information Technology industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, students cut up leftover Demes during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphone panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Atheosia holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, 90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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