Rudest Citizens: 30th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 61st Most Scientifically Advanced: 67th
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.497 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,946 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 510,153 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 353rd in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Highest Poor Incomes, with 215,736.41 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61stMost Scientifically Advanced: 67thSmartest Citizens: 68thMost Cultured: 91stFattest Citizens: 103rdMost Avoided: 134thLargest Publishing Industry: 135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 139thHighest Average Incomes: 141stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 203rdLargest Retail Industry: 208thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 216thHighest Economic Output: 229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 244thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 312thHighest Poor Incomes: 353rdLargest Mining Sector: 390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 523rdMost Armed: 565thMost Cheerful Citizens: 659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 823rdLargest Gambling Industry: 828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 848thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,049thMost Inclusive: 1,066thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,081stTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,710thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,800thMost Efficient Economies: 2,026thLargest Governments: 2,217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,326thLargest Populations: 3,388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,545thLargest Black Market: 6,469thMost Pro-Market: 7,512thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,810thHighest Crime Rates: 9,277thNudest: 12,394thMost Devout: 13,325th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, billions of Demes are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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