The Armed Republic of
Capitalizt
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.247 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,335 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 451,481 Demes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy, and the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate. Crime is relatively low. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 7th in Atheosia and 123,908th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -670 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region.
  • 10 days ago: Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

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