The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete absence of social welfare, and self-igniting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.332 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,525 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 465,054 Demes, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', the children of Anaxphonia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 6th in Spoiled Cats and 136,817th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -16.14 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the children of Anaxphonia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Anaxphonian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Anaxphonia's radio stations.

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