The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.577 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,514 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 453,318 Demes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,555,232 per year while the poor average 96,978, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 6th in Atheosia and 140,665th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -675 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens must pay to enjoy Anaxphonia's pristine beaches.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.

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