Rudest Citizens: 30th Smartest Citizens: 64th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 67th
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.153 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,453 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 518,692 Demes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, books are so highly regarded in Anaxphonia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Anaxphonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 796th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 13,055.21 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 30thSmartest Citizens: 64thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67thMost Scientifically Advanced: 69thMost Cultured: 94thFattest Citizens: 105thMost Avoided: 120thLargest Publishing Industry: 120thHighest Average Incomes: 129thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 138thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 201stLargest Retail Industry: 207thLargest Information Technology Sector: 217thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 221stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 225thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 229thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 251stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 299thHighest Poor Incomes: 350thLargest Mining Sector: 380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 450thMost Armed: 532ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 733rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 756thLargest Agricultural Sector: 796thLargest Gambling Industry: 852ndMost Rebellious Youth: 913thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,029thMost Inclusive: 1,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,744thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,747thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1,997thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,008thLargest Governments: 2,122ndLargest Populations: 3,259thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,769thLargest Black Market: 6,432ndMost Pro-Market: 6,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,560thHighest Crime Rates: 7,783rdHighest Drug Use: 8,622ndTop
10%
Nudest: 9,655thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,205th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Anaxphonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, books are so highly regarded in Anaxphonia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.

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