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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia

“Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Atheosia

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.035 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,314 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 456,184 Demes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Red-eared Sliderdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 7th in Atheosia and 105,257th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.015 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Red-eared Sliderdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Anaxphonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, government officials across Anaxphonia are being "encouraged" to adopt Red-eared Sliders to set an example for the populace.

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