Rudest Citizens: 36th Most Scientifically Advanced: 73rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 76th
The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.84 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,280 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 492,589 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, Spoiled Cats holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is totally unknown. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 192,030th in the world and 6th in Spoiled Cats for Best Weather, with -2717 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Rudest Citizens: 36thMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76thSmartest Citizens: 79thMost Cultured: 106thFattest Citizens: 109thLargest Publishing Industry: 139thMost Avoided: 147thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 147thHighest Average Incomes: 157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 196thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 223rdLargest Retail Industry: 229thHighest Economic Output: 237thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 239thHighest Poor Incomes: 245thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 336thLargest Mining Sector: 397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 668thMost Armed: 695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 840thLargest Gambling Industry: 900thLargest Agricultural Sector: 906thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 973rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,974thMost Efficient Economies: 2,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,133rdMost Inclusive: 2,236thLargest Governments: 2,238thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,608thMost Devout: 2,656thLargest Populations: 3,425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,207thLargest Black Market: 6,619thHighest Drug Use: 7,303rdNudest: 8,179thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,205thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,206thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12,927thMost Developed: 15,621st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Spoiled Cats holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, many aides in Anaxphone's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.

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