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The Flabbergasting Monkeyland of Anarchist Portugal

“A country's name never really describe its true colours”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Fair	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Flabbergasting Monkeyland of Anarchist Portugal is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zé Martelo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.267 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponte de Vagos. The average income tax rate is 95%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Anarchist Portugal's border, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown. Anarchist Portugal's national animal is the Bonobo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Escudo Anárquico.

Anarchist Portugal is ranked 4,628th in the South Pacific and 97,878th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the South Pacific for Best Weather Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 18 hours ago

2 days 14 hours ago: Anarchist Portugal was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
3 days 23 hours ago: Anarchist Portugal voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade".
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, refugees from other nations are flocking to Anarchist Portugal's border.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, voting is voluntary.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Anarchist Portugal, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 20 (Lakarian, Neo-Draconis combine, Brutland and Norden, Westlia, The Bloodguard, Somnus Draconis, Tabeland, The Cruel Pirates, Chillerton, Kiasu-ism, Ancient Slobovia, Hileville, Cadfusion, Bronze Travels, Disloved Rock Bands, Van Wert, Darakin, Alolla, Chairman Mao, Long-Suffering Oppressed Peoples-Opolis)