The Olden Pact of
Capitalist Paradise
The Home of Peace and Plenty
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Olden Pact of Alyekra is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Dodecumvirate with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.765 billion Alyekrii citizens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almgaurd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The powerhouse Alyekrii economy, worth 377 trillion Denometers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,804 Denometers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,166 per year while the poor average 14,436, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Torture is illegal, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Alyekra has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alyekra's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alyekra is ranked 18th in Yggdrasil and 6,503rd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 348.427 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 12 hours ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 hours ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Alyekra fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: Alyekra fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 24 days ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 33 days ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 39 days ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 46 days ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 49 days ago: Alyekra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 10%).

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