The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you're not against us you're with us
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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The People's Republic of Alvisiror is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Schnalt with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.993 billion Alvisis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The strong Alvis economy, worth 745 trillion Alvoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,388 Alvoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, all footpaths have tollbooths, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvisiror's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Alvisiror is ranked 39th in 10000 Islands and 2,739th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 414.346 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Alvisiror was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Alvisiror was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, Alvisiror's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvisiror, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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