The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ability is nothing without opportunity.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The People's Republic of Alvisiror is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Schnalt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.357 billion Alvisis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The Alvis economy, worth 525 trillion Alvoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 98,054 Alvoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned robinball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvisiror's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

Alvisiror is ranked 1,468th in 10000 Islands and 136,207th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,306.258 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Alvisiror was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Alvisiror was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alvisiror, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned robinball fields.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Alvisiror, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Alvisiror, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Alvisiror, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Alvisiror, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 9 days ago: Alvisiror was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Alvisiror was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Alvisiror was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).

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