The Ancient Lands of
Democratic Socialists
God's In His Heaven , All's Right With The World
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Ancient Lands of Alvalero is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zander with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.244 billion Alvalerans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alvaleran economy, worth 963 trillion Alvaleran Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,672 Alvaleran Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is now a private sector based on doomsday devices (Alvalero has found 2 easter eggs), voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, skateparks can be found in every city, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvalero's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Norse Mythology.

Alvalero is ranked 2,637th in Balder and 97,490th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 0 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alvalero fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Alvalero fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Alvalero resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Alvalero fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Alvalero was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Alvalero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Alvalero was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Alvalero was endorsed by Novum imperium.
  • : Alvalero was endorsed by The Owl Republic of Fooooooooo.
  • : Alvalero lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.


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