The Imperial Protectorates of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Law is order, good law is good order
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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Norton II with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.783 billion Altruistic Paladins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Paladin economy, worth a remarkable 2,316 trillion Licets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,809 Licets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is reining in public spending, there is a dearth of space for new houses, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the canid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 219th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 142,718th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -456 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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