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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.745 billion Altruistic Paladins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 3rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 351st in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 40 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the Altruistic Paladins Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Licet mansions.
  • 4 days ago: Altruistic Paladins was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.

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