Least Corrupt Governments: 23rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 85th Most Influential: 92nd
The Imperial Protectorates of
Democratic Socialists
Law is order, good law is good order
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Norton II with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.445 billion Altruistic Paladins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Paladin economy, worth a remarkable 2,485 trillion Licets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,138 Licets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Paladin grocery store, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, cities are engulfed by smog, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the canid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 85th in the world and 3rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 164.59 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 85thMost Influential: 92ndNicest Citizens: 115thMost Cultured: 163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 221stSmartest Citizens: 267thMost Developed: 428thMost Inclusive: 460thMost Pacifist: 498thSafest: 527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 539thMost Cheerful Citizens: 581stLargest Publishing Industry: 646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,342ndMost Secular: 1,467thHealthiest Citizens: 1,469thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,649thLargest Governments: 1,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,757thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,307thMost Stationary: 2,383rdHighest Economic Output: 2,823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,941stHighest Average Incomes: 3,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,284thLargest Populations: 8,832ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,478thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,938th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Paladin grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, Mount Celestia spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".

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