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The United States of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The United States of Altruistic Paladins is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.854 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 212th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 130,174th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

#1 in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments #1 in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens #1 in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Developed Top 1% of the world for Most Developed Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 10% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 10% of Democratic Socialist Assembly for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 69 minutes ago

3 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
4 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
5 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Chemical Weapons Convention".
10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.