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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate population of 8.125 billion Altruistic Paladins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, artists are pillars of society, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 272nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 119,305th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -12 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 minutes ago

  • 50 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, artists are pillars of society.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was ranked #1 in the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins endorsed The Allied States of Borqian Defence.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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