The Imperial Protectorates of
New York Times Democracy
Law is order, good law is good order
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.072 billion Altruistic Paladins enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The thriving Altruistic Paladin economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Licets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,134 Licets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, students cut up leftover Licets during Arts and Crafts, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the canid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 226th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 139,173rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -50 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, students cut up leftover Licets during Arts and Crafts.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.

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