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The United States of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The United States of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.846 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, Altruistic Paladins's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 347th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 122,127th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -16 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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