The Imperial Protectorates of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Law is order, good law is good order
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.894 billion Altruistic Paladins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Altruistic Paladin economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion Licets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,966 Licets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prudishness is on the way out, Mount Celestia spends billions upgrading public transport, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the canid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 20th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 10,226th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 49 minutes ago: Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 62 minutes ago: Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, Mount Celestia spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, prudishness is on the way out.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, Max Barry is this year's Miss Altruistic Paladins.

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