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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.3 billion Altruistic Paladins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, all weapon research has been banned, Mount Celestia is a police state during international summits, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 235th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 117,896th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -10 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 19 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, Mount Celestia is a police state during international summits.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, all weapon research has been banned.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, Altruistic Paladins's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 4 days ago: Altruistic Paladins was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".

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