Most Influential: 85th Most Compassionate Citizens: 94th Least Corrupt Governments: 108th
The Imperial Protectorates of
Democratic Socialists
Law is order, good law is good order
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Norton II with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.298 billion Altruistic Paladins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Paladin economy, worth a remarkable 2,421 trillion Licets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,340 Licets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the canid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 671st in the world and 10th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 40,034.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Influential: 85thMost Compassionate Citizens: 94thLeast Corrupt Governments: 108thNicest Citizens: 130thMost Cultured: 169thMost Advanced Public Education: 184thSmartest Citizens: 273rdMost Developed: 410thMost Inclusive: 485thMost Pacifist: 539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 558thSafest: 581stMost Cheerful Citizens: 584thLargest Publishing Industry: 671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 908thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,313thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,386thHealthiest Citizens: 1,425thMost Secular: 1,453rdLargest Governments: 1,647thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,667thLowest Crime Rates: 1,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,924thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,158thMost Stationary: 2,420thHighest Economic Output: 2,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,029thHighest Average Incomes: 3,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,208thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,128thLargest Populations: 8,930thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,352ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,326th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.

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