Most Compassionate Citizens: 88th Most Influential: 99th Least Corrupt Governments: 100th
The Imperial Protectorates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Law is order, good law is good order
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Norton II with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.804 billion Altruistic Paladins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Paladin economy, worth a remarkable 2,639 trillion Licets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,595 Licets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the nation leads Democratic Socialist Assembly in per capita stalking, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the canid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 125,786th in the world and 96th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Authoritarian, with 0.08 Stalins.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 88thMost Influential: 99thLeast Corrupt Governments: 100thNicest Citizens: 113thMost Cultured: 174thMost Advanced Public Education: 203rdSmartest Citizens: 256thSafest: 451stMost Developed: 452ndMost Pacifist: 490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 566thMost Inclusive: 601stMost Cheerful Citizens: 602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 628thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 785thMost Efficient Economies: 958thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,297thLargest Governments: 1,390thHealthiest Citizens: 1,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,611thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,895thMost Secular: 2,187thMost Stationary: 2,313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,385thHighest Economic Output: 2,686thHighest Average Incomes: 3,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,627thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,990thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,375thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,597thMost Politically Free: 12,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,766th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the nation leads Democratic Socialist Assembly in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Altruistic Paladins was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Altruistic Paladins endorsed The Republic of Liberals of America.
  • : Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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