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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly


The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.653 billion Altruistic Paladins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 284th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 112,362nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -432.9 Insults Per Minute (net).

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