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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Imperial Protectorates of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.529 billion Altruistic Paladins enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Altruistic Paladin economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Licets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,421 Licets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 223rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 112,997th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 60 minutes ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, Altruistic Paladins's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

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