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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly


The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.835 billion Altruistic Paladins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The government is avowedly atheist, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 18th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 943rd in the world for Best Weather, with 461 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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