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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Imperial Magnitude of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.978 billion Altruistic Paladins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 135th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 20,579th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, it's always rabbit season.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Altruistic Paladins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Altruistic Paladins's radio stations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Altruistic Paladins, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.

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