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The United States of Altruistic Paladins

“Law is order, good law is good order”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly


The United States of Altruistic Paladins is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Montag Wolf with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.874 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Celestia. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Abortions are routinely performed in Altruistic Paladins's hospitals, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Altruistic Paladins's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and a government program is underway to revitalize Altruistic Paladins's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altruistic Paladins's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Licet.

Altruistic Paladins is ranked 141st in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 33,124th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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