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The Inaccessible Cliff Nest of Alroc

“Rats!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Alberta

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The Inaccessible Cliff Nest of Alroc is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Warlord Hawkblade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.812 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skavenblight. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, all streets are privately owned toll roads, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alroc's national animal is the gnawbite rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the warpstone token.

Alroc is ranked 3rd in Alberta and 2,880th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, thousands of Alroc's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Alroc, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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