The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Amor vincit omnia et nos cedamus amori
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Queendom of Alqania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Alexia III with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.928 billion Alqanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilborg. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The large but underdeveloped Alqanian economy, worth 504 trillion crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 72,760 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Alqania's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alqania is ranked 180th in Gay and 86,936th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alqania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Freedom Act"".
  • : Alqania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Living Wage Act"".
  • : Alqania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Alqania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Alqania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • : Alqania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Alqania was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Mother Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Alqania, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Alqania, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Alqania, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

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